Velocette Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 Whilst we're on this subject,,,,rising intonation at the end of sentences with the implication that one doesn't understand the simplest of grunts that pass for speech these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick miller Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 Master baiters, such fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondoggy Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 Come again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saltings Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 do love chav speak, I was always told learn to speak clearly and distinctly now another can of worms ( txt speak also spell it like you say it holy ****) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 When watching some tv interviews, I find myself counting the amount of times one word is used. A popular word now seems to be absolutely. Many of us do exactly the same. I believe it is part of the Angry Old Man Syndrome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salopian Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Most of the cycle wheels I build are bespoked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 I really pick up on youngsters breaking words up into paragraphs so difficult become diff-i-cul-t. I had a young bloke ask me about a job and at the end of every sentence he said LOL! Hi mate, sorry to disturb you, LOL I was wondering if you needed any help, LOL I have been working for Terry, do you know Terry? LOL in five sentences I stopped listening to what he said and just waited for the LOL Bespoke is a very old word and it means spoken about (in advance), 'as agreed'. Be spoke . I didn't know that I looked it up in my dictionary of word origins, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 I detest the current trend for using the word Master in front of any trade. Master Baker Master Joiner Master Bricklayer Etc, etc. Where do you aquire this title? Is there an exam? Master Baters, the lot of them! One gains the title master when they take on apprentice I.e. Master and apprentice competition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muddy Funker Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Fat Jay beat me to it. Artisan, put artisan on something and some mug will buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manthing Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 What gets me is the number of people who can't distinguish between th, pH and f... I'm tongue tied and can still say The fat phantom flan thrower. Why do they put a V in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Fat Jay beat me to it. Artisan, put artisan on something and some mug will buy it. At an over inflated price! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-dot Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Just wasted 3.75 minutes of my life reading these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 (edited) Just wasted 3.75 minutes of my life reading these.Don't be too hard on yourself; if you're inclined to take the time to check how long it takes you to read a thread then you've obviously nothing better to do. 👍 Edited August 11, 2017 by Scully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Don't be too hard on yourself; if you're inclined to take the time to check how long it takes you to read a thread then you've obviously nothing better to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 One gains the title master when they take on apprentice I.e. Master and apprentice competition Cool I'm a master joiner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 The Misuse of the words "brought" and "bought" I brought this gun yesterday for £350! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Most of the cycle wheels I build are bespoked. I like this one 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scutt Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Basically. Basically anyone who uses that word at the beginning of every sentence must assume I can't understand what they are going to say next in it's full form. Basically I want to scream when I hear that. starting every answer with the word SO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 (edited) If you ever try to buy anything second hand, if it was bought before last Christmas it is either vintage, classic, collectable or retro. and must be worth quite a bit. Edited August 12, 2017 by fern01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve d Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 Ebay listings described as "new other" Text reads "Only been used twice....." So its ******* USED then, retards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 Pre loved What's that about ? Bit like a X wife glad to get rid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 Just wasted 3.75 minutes of my life reading these. Did you include the time it took to make the most inane post on the thread in your count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-dot Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 No. Mind numbingly inane... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 (edited) country FAYRE....Ploughmans Fayre..............eh ! another is Hand crafted...which usually applies ...........................to anything ordinary that some muppet makes....like iced cream.....sandwiches.....carpy little nick knacks some people like to hand on their walls............friendship bands............and condoms for all i know......... it is now meaningless...............you might as well say "beaten flat using a big stiff willy" oh....and the other one which thank god you dont see now...........Olde worlde.......i ask you oh ....and whilst i am at it..............films made in Norfolk....where none of them speak the lingo it all comes out as "MUMARZETTE"...... Edited August 12, 2017 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sha Bu Le Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 "And stuff" as in blah blah blah and stuff. Hate this expression, it has no sensible meaning and only serves to indicate the speaker has exhausted his/her vocabulary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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