ditchman Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 judging but the comments and culinary skills of the forum "hardmen".....we have seen over the years many mouthwatering recieps and most of us /you..cook good healthy food..........me as well , as i like my greens, and good meat............. but........................i do have a weakness............. "Walls microwaverble pork sausages"......... ......................im sorry ...yes....they are like crack cocaine for me....i have to limit myself ...ration myself... they dont taste like any pork sausage ive ever had...and i know a gooden when i see and eat it...........but never the less i love them with a passion im sure there are other weaknesses out there among you care to "fess up" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Had a pot noodle yesterday,don't know why,just I had the urge.Probably from When I used to shoot,me and my mate (lamp man) would buy them if on offer.There was always a good half dozen in the back of the shooting bus.Lovely at 3am in the morning & I'm sure the Chicken & Mushroom brings Charlie in lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollieollie Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Temporary ban to think about what you have done!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scobydog Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Giant hot dogs straight out the jar, i know all the carp in them but as above like crack to me. s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ips Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Monster claws from aldi or llidl one of the two. Kids snack things and very nice they are too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Temporary ban to think about what you have done!! its got to be seriously unhealthy then..? Monster claws from aldi or llidl one of the two. Kids snack things and very nice they are too... what are those........? Giant hot dogs straight out the jar, i know all the carp in them but as above like crack to me. s yup.............go with that.. as you chew them you can suck em thro' the gaps in your teeth.. ..............saverloys..........yummy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ips Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 There an alternative to crisps, a sort of wots it but in the shape of a monsters claw...yum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitebridges Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 A bag of Monster Munch is my weakness topped up with half a dozen Barry Norman pickled onions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandalf Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Maltesers... (And a wee dram). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ips Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 These are a cheaper version of monster munch. Some great flavours incl a chilli summat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 You remember those Turkey drummers from Bernard Matthews? My guilty passion for quite a while! Don't ask me why; I could feel my arteries panicking just looking at them, and I doubt they'd been anywhere near a turkey, but I loved em! Thankfully I weaned myself off them some time ago. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Teaspoon dipped in Marmite and suck it like a lolly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ips Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Teaspoon dipped in Marmite and suck it like a lolly That's not a fess up that's a fettish 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollieollie Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 its got to be seriously unhealthy then..? Surely on a par with the rustlers burger! I on the other hand live an extremely healthy life, i only have kebab, chinese, indian, pizza, mixed grill, fish and chips & mc donalds once a week, and i dont drink in the week, just have 30 pints at the weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 I sometimes eat vegetables and drink water straight from the tap (in a glass obviously)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollieollie Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 I sometimes eat vegetables and drink water straight from the tap (in a glass obviously)... A glass. Posh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 You remember those Turkey drummers from Bernard Matthews? My guilty passion for quite a while! Don't ask me why; I could feel my arteries panicking just looking at them, and I doubt they'd been anywhere near a turkey, but I loved em! Thankfully I weaned myself off them some time ago. ive been down that route.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 I sometimes eat vegetables and drink water straight from the tap (in a glass obviously)... For gods sake man, be careful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Surely on a par with the rustlers burger! I on the other hand live an extremely healthy life, i only have kebab, chinese, indian, pizza, mixed grill, fish and chips & mc donalds once a week, and i dont drink in the week, just have 30 pints at the weekend i have sercomed to the odd microwave burger..........(they are not as bad a people make out) I sometimes eat vegetables and drink water straight from the tap (in a glass obviously)... being a monk....have you taken on a vow of silence ...and wear horse hair shirts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 How many Walls bangers are you doing a day? A week? A year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Surely on a par with the rustlers burger! I on the other hand live an extremely healthy life, i only have kebab, chinese, indian, pizza, mixed grill, fish and chips & mc donalds once a week, and i dont drink in the week, just have 30 pints at the weekend you really look after yourself then..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 How many Walls bangers are you doing a day? A week? A year? that is a very personell question....if you dont mind......Mr T................. (never have more than 4 at a time 90secs in an 800w.machine)...............deeeevvvine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Professional help is available, it will not be easy, but you could return to clean living if you put the effort in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 bet your local butcher loves you ditchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 bet your local butcher loves you ditchy. I wonder if the "local" butcher sells Walls microwave-able sausages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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