figgy Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 Now that’s a sure fire way of getting this thread flung into the playpen or closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 That if you dont wear Harkila your not a proper stalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 That if you dont wear Harkila your not a proper stalker so a "Harkila"n makes one stalky ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 Erm yeah, but no, but yeah Ignore me, laying in hozzy dosed up to my eyeballs :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB1 Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 Now that’s a sure fire way of getting this thread flung into the playpen or closed. Thank you my fellow MH I did consider submitting a list: The one where people believe a guy waived a stick and the sea parted…. The one where some guy turned water into wine…. The one where some guy built a boat the size of Manchester…. The one where a guy created the universe quicker than the average builder can erect a semi-detached…. But I thought it best to just provide a summary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzicat Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Thank you my fellow MH I did consider submitting a list: The one where people believe a guy waived a stick and the sea parted…. The one where some guy turned water into wine…. The one where some guy built a boat the size of Manchester…. The one where a guy created the universe quicker than the average builder can erect a semi-detached…. But I thought it best to just provide a summary Did get the bit right about woman inventing original sin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ips Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Did anyone mention the biggest crock of **** peddled day after day? RELIGION With you on that 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonty Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 (edited) I was once told by a jet pilot friend that it's a complete myth that helicopters actually fly. Apparently the true mechanics are that they are just so ugly that the earth repells them. Edited October 9, 2017 by Jonty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 I was once told by a jet pilot friend that it's a complete myth that helicopters actually fly. Apparently the true mechanics are that they are just so ugly that the earth repells them. That is a well known FACT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Glorified egg whisks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Now what was that one about why fish smell like they do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzicat Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Now what was that one about why fish smell like they do ? &size doesn,t matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wascal Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 I was once told by a jet pilot friend that it's a complete myth that helicopters actually fly. Apparently the true mechanics are that they are just so ugly that the earth repells them. I never get in an aircraft where the wings go faster than the fuselage ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynny Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 (edited) Stop playing with "it "or you'll go blind, What a load of ballcocks, Myself and various girlfriends and wife having been playing with "it " for over 30 years I can still see, I'm not blind Yet.................... Lol Flynny Edited October 11, 2017 by flynny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Stop playing with "it "or you'll go blind, What a load of ballcocks, Myself and various girlfriends and wife having been playing with "it " for over 30 years I can still see, I'm not blind Yet.................... Lol Flynny Do you have to wear glasses or contacts though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 He reads Braille very well.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinfireman Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 He,s not blind! The guide dog is just for effect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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