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1.) Businessman apologising to an old crusty General, angry and claiming to have been almost peppered in his grouse butt "Well, what's an ounce of shot to a General?"

2.) Conversation between a Bishop trying to collect for charity from John Paul Getty 1;

Bishop: ...... remember what the good Lord told us, "the meek shall inherit the earth".

Getty:  But he didn't include the mineral rights.

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1 hour ago, 243ack said:

Richard at battle of Hastings about the opposing archers: 'he'll have someones eye out if he's not careful'!!

Richard the Lionheart wasn't even a twinkle in anyone's eye in 1066, but Harold Godwinson was at least there

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There are legions of Churchill ones, mostly good, some I believe even true .......

Two others I like comes from Lew Grade (impresario, boss of ATV, film financier and something of a 'character').

When being evasive about financial numbers in an interview, the interviewer asked sarcastically "Mr Grade, what is 2 + 2?"  Grade answered "depends on whether you are buying or selling"

Grade financed the film, "Raise the Titanic", which was (unusually for Grade) a box office failure.  Grade himself observed that "It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic". The film was panned by critics and, after costing $36 million, returned only $8 million income.

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Benjamin Disraeli on his death bed was asked if he would like a visit from Queen Victoria, " No thanks , she will just want me to take a message to Albert", he replied , Stan Laurel on HIS death bed looked out of the nursing home window at the snow covered Rockies & said to the nurse " I wish I could be up there skiing" " I never knew you went skiing "replied the nurse  " I never have, but anything is better than what I am going to do in the next hour"

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23 minutes ago, guzzicat said:

 Stan Laurel on HIS death bed looked out of the nursing home window at the snow covered Rockies & said to the nurse " I wish I could be up there skiing" " I never knew you went skiing "replied the nurse  " I never have, but anything is better than what I am going to do in the next hour"

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