Scully Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 It is very very cold around this neck of the woods at the moment. What I want to know, is why do women ( I’ve only ever experienced this with women ) when it is very very cold, complain of being cold, but then leave the front door wide open at every opportunity? They will open the door then decide they haven’t got everything they need, but rather than shut the door while they go to get it, leave it wide open! Even if that everything is upstairs! Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewh100 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 omg that is my mrs all over does my head in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Some things in the universe defy rational explantation, the remarkably contrary logic and thought process of a woman is one of those things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Same women that complain how hot it is in the utility room with the Tumble Dryer going in the middle of the Summer - got a dryer in the garden the size of a WW2 Radar mast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clodhopper Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Years ago I was sat having a pint in the village pub on a very warm day, pub was getting very hot inside. Landlord opened the window to let some heat out before the patrons keeled over. In walk a couple of women, sit directly under the open window (other seating available) complain about the cold draft and shut the window.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 I'm in my 55th year of experiencing these infuriating situations. What is they say about Labs and Spaniels ... one is born trained, the other dies half trained...... well I believe women are probably related to spaniels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead eye alan Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 9 hours ago, grrclark said: Some things in the universe defy rational explantation, the remarkably contrary logic and thought process of a woman is one of those things. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted November 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 10 hours ago, grrclark said: Some things in the universe defy rational explantation, the remarkably contrary logic and thought process of a woman is one of those things. ? She’s still lovely though. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 10 hours ago, Scully said: It is very very cold around this neck of the woods at the moment. What I want to know, is why do women ( I’ve only ever experienced this with women ) when it is very very cold, complain of being cold, but then leave the front door wide open at every opportunity? They will open the door then decide they haven’t got everything they need, but rather than shut the door while they go to get it, leave it wide open! Even if that everything is upstairs! Why? yup exactly that here..............and when you are listening to something important being reported on TV...instead of listening to it she starts some diatribe...then you miss everything that was been said...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 1 hour ago, ditchman said: yup exactly that here..............and when you are listening to something important being reported on TV...instead of listening to it she starts some diatribe...then you miss everything that was been said...................... +1 also asking me something then walking out into another room before I can answer, or asking me something whilst she's in another room. I just mumble an answer so she then comes back in and asks me to repeat what I've said. plus leaves every light on in every room even though she's only occupied in one room and also can't turn the taps fully off so, after days of dripping resulting in limescale build up on the washer, they end up constantly dripping until the washer fairy (me) fixes it until the next time. I'm sure I do stuff that annoys her but I can't think of anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 12 hours ago, Scully said: It is very very cold around this neck of the woods at the moment. What I want to know, is why do women ( I’ve only ever experienced this with women ) when it is very very cold, complain of being cold, but then leave the front door wide open at every opportunity? They will open the door then decide they haven’t got everything they need, but rather than shut the door while they go to get it, leave it wide open! Even if that everything is upstairs! Why? It is gender related I'm afraid. My wife will moan about the lack of heating, I then turn it on and she goes round opening windows to cool off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
243deer Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 +100 to all the above and probably all the comments to come Why does the cat need 6 different platefuls of food? (why do we need a cat at all is a question not raised .......................) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 6 hours ago, KFC said: +1 also asking me something then walking out into another room before I can answer, or asking me something whilst she's in another room. I just mumble an answer so she then comes back in and asks me to repeat what I've said. plus leaves every light on in every room even though she's only occupied in one room and also can't turn the taps fully off so, after days of dripping resulting in limescale build up on the washer, they end up constantly dripping until the washer fairy (me) fixes it until the next time. I'm sure I do stuff that annoys her but I can't think of anything dont even mention the bloody lights.................i tell you now the only place she would be happy to live in is a bleedin' nuclear power station.....the leccy she wastes could run a fleet of warp power inter galatic spaceships for a bloody year.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 19 hours ago, Scully said: It is very very cold around this neck of the woods at the moment. What I want to know, is why do women ( I’ve only ever experienced this with women ) when it is very very cold, complain of being cold, but then leave the front door wide open at every opportunity? They will open the door then decide they haven’t got everything they need, but rather than shut the door while they go to get it, leave it wide open! Even if that everything is upstairs! Why? please stop trying to understand them , you will only upset yourself . it is your responsibility as a man to say "ok" while you carry on , watching tv/reading a book / posting on pw. dont worry , its all much easier once you understand the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 8 hours ago, ditchman said: yup exactly that here..............and when you are listening to something important being reported on TV...instead of listening to it she starts some diatribe...then you miss everything that was been said...................... That's precisely what Mrs Zapp does and it drives me mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewh100 Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 one of the funniest things i remember was two girls in the office at work both were on a diets, so out come the scales one says to the other take your boots off first before you get on wen I looked up she was stood on the scales with the boots in her hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 28 minutes ago, mel b3 said: please stop trying to understand them , you will only upset yourself . it is your responsibility as a man to say "ok" while you carry on , watching tv/reading a book / posting on pw. dont worry , its all much easier once you understand the rules. Thank you for your wise words oh knowledgeable one! 1 minute ago, davewh100 said: one of the funniest things i remember was two girls in the office at work both were on a diets, so out come the scales one says to the other take your boots off first before you get on wen I looked up she was stood on the scales with the boots in her hands Was she blonde? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmytree Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Mine recently told me not to text her at work because it wasn't professional. No problem, I didn't text. An hour later she called me to find out why I hadn't texted her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewh100 Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Thank you for your wise words oh knowledgeable one! Was she blonde? no she wasn't totally the opposite, another one I get a lot is wen talking to customers on the phone is where are you meaning town or county but get the reply in the kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 (edited) Mate is an engineer and this is his quote:- Whoever designed ladies wants a pat on the back, who ever did the wiring wants shooting!! :-) Edited November 29, 2017 by keg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 21 hours ago, Scully said: It is very very cold around this neck of the woods at the moment. What I want to know, is why do women ( I’ve only ever experienced this with women ) when it is very very cold, complain of being cold, but then leave the front door wide open at every opportunity? They will open the door then decide they haven’t got everything they need, but rather than shut the door while they go to get it, leave it wide open! Even if that everything is upstairs! Why? Funny, that just sounds like our house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 13 hours ago, keg said: Mate is an engineer and this is his quote:- Whoever designed ladies wants a pat on the back, who ever did the wiring wants shooting!! :-) I like that and shall keep that in the memory bank for later use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Should you repeat it in front of any female, have an ambulance on speed dial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 hour ago, keg said: Should you repeat it in front of any female, have an ambulance on speed dial. As the good lady wife is now stalking following me on here, she has no doubt seen it. I shall arrange for one to at home when I get in from work. Thank you for the kind advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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