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How pathetic some people have become. I have just bought three twelve inch hack saw blades from the local hardware shop. I was offered a brown paper bag to put them in but told the assistant not to bother as it was a waste. I was informed that she could not sell them to lose as it was against health and safety as I may cut myself on the blades. Unbelievable.

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2 hours ago, yates said:

How pathetic some people have become. I have just bought three twelve inch hack saw blades from the local hardware shop. I was offered a brown paper bag to put them in but told the assistant not to bother as it was a waste. I was informed that she could not sell them to lose as it was against health and safety as I may cut myself on the blades. Unbelievable.

Totally sensible in todays age of litigation.

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2 hours ago, Imperfection said:

I've been banned from using my three tread step-ladder when working alone on the street. There has to be a second person with me incase i fall...or get a nose bleed from the altitude.

What do you do and who has banned you? I use all manner of ladders in the street.

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8 hours ago, haynes said:

You can't legislate against idiots. 

I bet he burnt his face badly when the phone rang while he was ironing. 

Said this to my director one day when he came in with a burn mark on his cheek near his ear. Was not amused. Turns out how he did it was just as daft, tested if a soldering iron was hot by holding it very close to his face (too close) and it was. Retreated to his office and stayed in there all day.

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17 minutes ago, Sha Bu Le said:

Said this to my director one day when he came in with a burn mark on his cheek near his ear. Was not amused. Turns out how he did it was just as daft, tested if a soldering iron was hot by holding it very close to his face (too close) and it was. Retreated to his office and stayed in there all day.

Does he have a degree? :whistling:

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That's not the complete truth, but may have well have been. The chap knew he had a blade in his hand so why on earth did he take it to his face, his stupidity has had an impact on all the staff that actually still use common sense. 

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On 20/06/2018 at 15:35, bluesj said:

A mate was after a small ax but they were all blunt, bloke in the shop said they aren't aloud to sell Sharp ones! To be fair he thought it was silly as well

No, it makes sense. It's because in the police crime statistics it looks less horrific to report 'beaten with a blunt instrument' than 'killed with an axe'.

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