monkeyjaimz Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Now then fellas, just out of curiosity - do any of you name your rifles? After much saving up and customising my S200 has now become to be known as Jenna - largely because she's rough 'n'ready, and well, just plain dirty feel free to either come forward with your own names or just take the ****.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 I have seen Full Metal Jacket and henceforth you shall now be know as Private Pyle. Now I am worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 One of the best films for insults. the quality of the swearing is almost as good as In the Thick of It. My favour Hartman/insults: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private? Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked **** that high. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke pieca' **** Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 I have not named my rifle, nor have any intention of doing so Even I draw the line at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 None of my guns are named. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckytrigger Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Is it just me or is it a little sad if you give your rifle a name? FMJ quality film! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 One of the best films for insults. the quality of the swearing is almost as good as In the Thick of It. My favour Hartman/insults: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private? Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked **** that high. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke pieca' **** Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it? Don't also forget........... You a queer boy- only thing that came out of there is steer's & Queers Hell with those lips you could suck a Golf ball through a Hosepipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 I have not named my rifle, nor have any intention of doing so Even I draw the line at that quite right old-boy............................... those who have an affection for their weaponary....................seem to have clealy misinterpretend the true meaning of this !!!! my weapon has a name..............................but only used by my wife........... & ususally after 3 bottles of Echo Falls ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyjaimz Posted July 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 So that would be a resounding no then? just to clarify, I dont think of any weapon with affection - I just thought it easier and more fun to refer to my air-rifle as something other than a customised Air Arms S200 I also recall reading that a journalist from air-gunner (ian something?) names his, each to their own anyways.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Monkey......................hope you & Jenna have a long and prosperous life together see you at the beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mossy835 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcha Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 My rifles have names. They're called BSA Supersport, QB78 and Brocock Enigma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 None of my guns have names either. Maybe now and again I call my S200 "******* thing" because the mag add on has decided not to cycle the next round when a pair of bunnies are watching me, but that's very rare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humperdingle Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Do you call her by a pet name when you rub oil onto her butt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbriz Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Now then fellas, just out of curiosity - do any of you name your rifles? After much saving up and customising my S200 has now become to be known as Jenna - largely because she's rough 'n'ready, and well, just plain dirty :thumbs: feel free to either come forward with your own names or just take the ****.... the 5 pence!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronan nee Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 every once and a while I look at them and call them a piece of ****, only in the heat of the moment thou regards ronan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loopy bunny blaster Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 when they are not working correctly they are called all aorts of names Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 ............ and none of them nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippi Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 happy birthday baby jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killer rabbit (r1000) Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Do you call her by a pet name when you rub oil onto her butt? :( has someone found my old post on naming guns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcbruno Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 I namesd my army service rifle Oprah because she is black and solves problems :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary.Henshaw Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 If theres any hardcore buffy fans out there, I'm sad enough to have named my rifle Onya, because if anyone saw her song in the musical episode... "IT MUST BE BUNNIES.... Yep {HAND UP} I'm a Saddo... but I'm brave enough to admit it... {Slinks off into the distance......} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Nope I haven't name mine but that gives me an idea. I have named my car though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Nope I haven't name mine but that gives me an idea. I have named my car though. Christine perhaps I have only named one gun.. That is my .45 air rifle and she is called "Thumper" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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