PPP Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 Ok, Im biased because I hate anyone that refers to themselves as a celebrity, worse ones that are famous ( in their living room) from reality TV But Anyone see the ‘shark attack’ on Bear Grills show? Ive had worse ferret nips.. No wonder we have a nation of snowflakes... And anyone that refers to a mango tree as a community of mangos (Jo Wood) should be banned from speaking.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingEgg Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 Your first mistake was watching that show. Your second one was leaving it om the TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 (edited) I love watching the programme i bet it did hurt and with the fish spinning it could break his finger but what was he thinking Why didnt he just knife it in the net ? The bit where he sliced his finger made me laugh , what a moron as I knew it was about to happen. As for celebrities? I have to google them to know who they are lol. Haven’t a clue. PS I hate snowflakes too, Edited October 8, 2018 by team tractor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoozer Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 8 hours ago, ShootingEgg said: Your first mistake was watching that show. Your second one was leaving it om the TV Nicely put Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 I thought the saddest thing on that show was when they released the "wild pig" that was conveniently asleep near their camp because some of the loveys didn't want to kill it. I'd have been gnawing on the crackling while the others were crying into their limpet soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munzy Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 44 minutes ago, walshie said: I thought the saddest thing on that show was when they released the "wild pig" that was conveniently asleep near their camp because some of the loveys didn't want to kill it. I'd have been gnawing on the crackling while the others were crying into their limpet soup. You obviously missed what happened next?! I won’t spoil it for you, needless to say it’s a classic! I’ll tell you if you aren’t planning to watch it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 46 minutes ago, Munzy said: You obviously missed what happened next?! I won’t spoil it for you, needless to say it’s a classic! I’ll tell you if you aren’t planning to watch it! I thought it had finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12gauge82 Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Munzy said: You obviously missed what happened next?! I won’t spoil it for you, needless to say it’s a classic! I’ll tell you if you aren’t planning to watch it! +1 it's gold, the only bit worth watching, there's a morel to that story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 2 hours ago, 12gauge82 said: +1 it's gold, the only bit worth watching, there's a morel to that story. So they had pork and mushrooms, then 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munzy Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 7 hours ago, walshie said: I thought it had finished. I’ve no idea, I just happened to see a bit of it on Gogglebox. It was priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Munzy said: I’ve no idea, I just happened to see a bit of it on Gogglebox. It was priceless! Don't keep me in suspenders. Tell us then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munzy Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, walshie said: Don't keep me in suspenders. Tell us then. Ok! As you will remember the vegan idiot whinged enough that the rest of the group agreed not to kill and eat the poor little piggy. Hungry and irritable, half the group watched in disbelief as the vegan made a lead out of some rope and took the pig for a walk down the beach. After bonding with the animal, feeding it and giving it a name he decided to keep it as a pet. Some time later the vegan noticed the pig (which he had left tied up in the shade of some palm trees) wasn’t moving. He ran over to investigate... the pig had strangled itself with the noose the vegan left around its neck! In a final show of snowflake veganism the tearful vegan idiot convinced the still hungry islanders not to eat the animal and instead they gave him a burial at sea by floating him off the beach on a raft! You couldn’t have written it any better! Edited October 8, 2018 by Munzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 And you silly **** watch and lap it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darno Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 45 minutes ago, Munzy said: Ok! As you will remember the vegan idiot whinged enough that the rest of the group agreed not to kill and eat the poor little piggy. Hungry and irritable, half the group watched in disbelief as the vegan made a lead out of some rope and took the pig for a walk down the beach. After bonding with the animal, feeding it and giving it a name he decided to keep it as a pet. Some time later the vegan noticed the pig (which he had left tied up in the shade of some palm trees) wasn’t moving. He ran over to investigate... the pig had strangled itself with the noose the vegan left around its neck! In a final show of snowflake veganism the tearful vegan idiot convinced the still hungry islanders not to eat the animal and instead they gave him a burial at sea by floating him off the beach on a raft! You couldn’t have written it any better! Don’t think he is a vegan mate. although he did say he “doesn’t want to kill any animals”............but that the camp can “live on fish” I can’t believe the amount of people who don’t seem to realise that fish are living animals aswell. bit of a weird outlook I think. whats the difference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12gauge82 Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 27 minutes ago, Darno said: Don’t think he is a vegan mate. although he did say he “doesn’t want to kill any animals”............but that the camp can “live on fish” I can’t believe the amount of people who don’t seem to realise that fish are living animals aswell. bit of a weird outlook I think. whats the difference? He was a pescetarian, which is a vegetarian that also eats fish apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambone Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, 12gauge82 said: He was a pescetarian, which is a vegetarian that also eats fish apparently. Not a vegetarian then, just someone who does not like the taste of meat or someone with double standards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darno Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 23 minutes ago, 12gauge82 said: He was a pescetarian, which is a vegetarian that also eats fish apparently. His reason for being pescatarian was that he doesn’t want to be responsible for killing animals...............uh, hello.............fish🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Munzy said: Ok! As you will remember the vegan idiot whinged enough that the rest of the group agreed not to kill and eat the poor little piggy. Hungry and irritable, half the group watched in disbelief as the vegan made a lead out of some rope and took the pig for a walk down the beach. After bonding with the animal, feeding it and giving it a name he decided to keep it as a pet. Some time later the vegan noticed the pig (which he had left tied up in the shade of some palm trees) wasn’t moving. He ran over to investigate... the pig had strangled itself with the noose the vegan left around its neck! In a final show of snowflake veganism the tearful vegan idiot convinced the still hungry islanders not to eat the animal and instead they gave him a burial at sea by floating him off the beach on a raft! You couldn’t have written it any better! Ohh! That make sense. I thought the pig was unconscious for some reason to make it easier to catch. Seems like the camera crew killed it and pretended it strangled itself o make it easier to eat. And they still didn't. That's what I get for half-watching these programs. Cheers. IMO eating it would have been more respectful than chucking it in the sea. And tastier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munzy Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Darno said: Don’t think he is a vegan mate. Oh ok. As mentioned I didn’t actually see the programme, just a clip on another show. 24 minutes ago, walshie said: IMO eating it would have been more respectful than chucking it in the sea. I absolutely agree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PPP Posted October 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 Oh my god! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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