TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, ditchman said: electric blanket and a hot water bottle You forgot the massively long extension cable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Ghillie Kettle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 15 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: You forgot the massively long extension cable! No, he just didn't say his other 3 items would be a generator, a massive can of diesel and a kettle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 28 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: You forgot the massively long extension cable! He forgot big Mary 😄😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Oh has she replaced Fat Sarah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Just now, TIGHTCHOKE said: Oh has she replaced Fat Sarah? It’s her twin sister centerfold girl of pig breeding monthly 1998 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 I presume that is a "broadsheet" publication! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricko Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Anyone remember John 'Lofty' Wiseman's programme on survival in the 80's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 m kettle tarp decent blade/machete fire making kit hobo fishing reel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 4 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: You forgot the massively long extension cable! He would get that electric blanket going with an old dynamo and a couple of bike pedals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Satellite phone, 4 other things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 i wonder how many would survive a week out in the wild. With whatever tools they chose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dougy said: i wonder how many would survive a week out in the wild. With whatever tools they chose. Very few I suspect and probably me included.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 57 minutes ago, la bala said: He would get that electric blanket going with an old dynamo and a couple of bike pedals. fat sarah would be peddling.....got a lot of reserve energy locked up in that body...should be able to run a cooker and a fan heater for at least a couple of years .....when she gets off that bike she will be like Britt Ekland...(in the old days of coarse) 2 minutes ago, Jaymo said: Very few I suspect and probably me included.... depends if Waitrose was in walking distance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston72 Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Range Rover Overfinch, Man Servant (Cillian Murphy) ,case of Armagnac my Jack Russel and a Decent axe, i think id last a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 21 minutes ago, Dougy said: i wonder how many would survive a week out in the wild. With whatever tools they chose. I have but to survive a week is easy, you don't starve to death in a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 33 minutes ago, ditchman said: fat sarah would be peddling.....got a lot of reserve energy locked up in that body...should be able to run a cooker and a fan heater for at least a couple of years .....when she gets off that bike she will be like Britt Ekland...(in the old days of coarse) depends if Waitrose was in walking distance Damn right old boy, couldn’t slum it with one of those lower budget establishments....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose man Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 9 hours ago, Winston72 said: Range Rover Overfinch, Man Servant (Cillian Murphy) ,case of Armagnac my Jack Russel and a Decent axe, i think id last a week If you wanted to last any longer you would need to change the Range Rover for a Landcruiser...😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead eye alan Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 9 hours ago, Winston72 said: Range Rover Overfinch, Man Servant (Cillian Murphy) ,case of Armagnac my Jack Russel and a Decent axe, i think id last a week You would spend the first week trying to fix the rover while intoxicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 17 minutes ago, moose man said: If you wanted to last any longer you would need to change the Range Rover for a Landcruiser...😉 But he could wait for the AA in comfort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose man Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 hours ago, walshie said: But he could wait for the AA in comfort. Fair play mate there is that to it ..😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 What is it about taking a woman along? As if it wouldn't be hard enough trying to survive but you'd actually want someone pulling your best efforts to pieces to boot? Sorry guys, but remembering what May West said, "Show me a man who's not interested in sex and I'll show you a man who's just had some", I think I'll be quite happy going solo, in more ways that one. It's interesting to see that no-one has listed a water purification kit. I'd definitely have one of those. You can go longer without food than you can water and sod having dysentery for a laugh. Paracord,.for convenience. Decent quality Multi-tool with sharpener. Nordic style field Axe with sharpener. Stainless steel pot (double up as a makeshift spade/shovel). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno243 Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 On 29/10/2018 at 22:04, Doc Holliday said: I'm going to narrow this down to your choice of 5. Guns or weaponry other than knives are not allowed. What would be your choice of 5? Just out of curiosity 😁 1. Remy Martin Black Pearl Louis XIII 2. Chateau d'Yquem 2009 3. Domaine Leroy Musigny Grand Cru 2012 4. The complete Dalmore "Constellation" Collection 5. Swiss Army Knife (one that has a corkscrew...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricko Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Wilson volleyball Pair of ice skates (counts as two items) VHS video tape Mysterious Fedex parcel with angelwings on it Seen it on a film, dead easy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Mobile phone, Amazon, Tesco, credit card and a decent hotel. Failing that a sharp knife and some rope/cord. The rest id find or make. A week isint that hard, long term survival without modern medicine and our weakened immune systems will knock decades off life expectancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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