Dougy Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just ordered 100 bottles of hand soap after watching Kelly Brooks on the Bayliss and Harding advert, hoping she will drop it off. That'll be my Christmas sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Cracking idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Baylis and Harding! Best way to lovingly let your friends know they stink. Sorry, soap and deodorants you get year round! Not much of a gift really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 44 minutes ago, Lord Geordie said: Baylis and Harding! Best way to lovingly let your friends know they stink. Sorry, soap and deodorants you get year round! Not much of a gift really I think you're missing the point or rather both of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 You could do some serious motorboating with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benthejockey Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 7 hours ago, strimmer_13 said: You could do some serious motorboating with her I never knew she was an avid sailor 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead eye alan Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 I hope Ditchey don't get on this thread, it will be bad for his health especially if he's smokin them tea leaves as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigeon Shredder. Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 9 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I think you're missing the point or rather both of them! I think the copy writer has it correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonm Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 39 minutes ago, Pigeon Shredder. said: I think the copy writer has it correct. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzicat Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 Perfect for an S.T.W. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panoma1 Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 First impression.......unnatural elevation! Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyefor Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I think you're missing the point or rather both of them! I have a suggestion on this... ..if any female having implants consider not doing so and just gave their husband / partner / etc the bags of silicone, then that person could play with said bags all day, any day without disturbing anyone? Looks like an unmilked fresian to me. Edited December 10, 2018 by Eyefor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 hour ago, guzzicat said: Perfect for an S.T.W. Think that thought crosses most men's minds. 😍😂 But think oy 100 bottles of soap wouldn't last long. Can see this topic going into the playpen rather quickly.😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzicat Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 58 minutes ago, Eyefor said: I have a suggestion on this... ..if any female having implants consider not doing so and just gave their husband / partner / etc the bags of silicone, then that person could play with said bags all day, any day without disturbing anyone? Looks like an unmilked fresian to me. If it looks like a *** feels like a *** & tastes like a *** what is the problem ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Prawn Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 My friend worked for that company, absolutely terrible to their employees - boss turns up in new sports car every week but never any money to pay workers properly, one of the few things in life that makes me furious every time I see their stupid products Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 12 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I think you're missing the point or rather both of them! Still not stirred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzicat Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 26 minutes ago, Lord Geordie said: Still not stirred She could put a tilt in my kilt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigeon Shredder. Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Geordie said: Still not stirred Not related to Winston 72 are we ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yates Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord Geordie said: Still not stirred Not stirred. I’m sat at my desk and almost flipped it over if you catch my drift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 19 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I think you're missing the point or rather both of them! I'd lick her all over like a big ol lollipop 👅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 22 hours ago, Dougy said: Just ordered 100 bottles of hand soap after watching Kelly Brooks on the Bayliss and Harding advert, hoping she will drop it off. That'll be my Christmas sorted. Haven't seen the add, yet, o i hope she's covered in err soap. 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: I'd lick her all over like a big ol lollipop 👅 can i go next😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 I am very happy with what I have got thanks 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobbyathome Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 I like Kelly brook and she has a cracking body but as she has been ridden more times than lester piggotts horse I will stick to looking at her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 On 10/12/2018 at 07:31, Benthejockey said: I never knew she was an avid sailor 😜 With life rafts like that shes got to be! 7 hours ago, nobbyathome said: I like Kelly brook and she has a cracking body but as she has been ridden more times than lester piggotts horse I will stick to looking at her **** that! I'd be the first 6'6'' jockey if I had a chance to ride that! Be the best 15 secs of her life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzicat Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 8 hours ago, nobbyathome said: I like Kelly brook and she has a cracking body but as she has been ridden more times than lester piggotts horse I will stick to looking at her I would rather have an old Purdey sidelock than a newBaikel boxlock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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