ditchman Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Been a bit quiet of late as im really hacked off..............and offended...and angry.... FRIDAY...................get SAGA letter from them about taking out insurance............... MONDAY.................I get leaflet from Hopton-on-sea care home for the elderly TUESDAY................To top it all off i get another leaflet from Arthur Jary &Sons..funeral parlour with 10% off do people know something that i dont............... dont know about you ...but i feel really offended.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
del.gue Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Welcome to my world..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Heh!!!! Keep smilin' it is the world we live in. Have a ton of it every day which just gets burnt. I mentioned the waste of resources printing and sending the stuff but then my friend said, just think how many jobs depend on it. Hey Ho !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/miracle-cat-predicts-deaths-100-5365056.amp try this one 😀 you can just imagine it sitting on your lap . You’d be “ I’m not ready yet “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 You are a K.O.S! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Walker570 said: Heh!!!! Keep smilin' it is the world we live in. Have a ton of it every day which just gets burnt. I mentioned the waste of resources printing and sending the stuff but then my friend said, just think how many jobs depend on it. Hey Ho !! I’d be scared to post them to you . You’ve hands like shovels . The lads at work said your a big bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Just now, team tractor said: I’d be scared to post them to you . You’ve hands like shovels . The lads at work said your a big bloke. He's a great big softie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Just now, TIGHTCHOKE said: He's a great big softie! Unless your vermin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 A shadow of my former self TT. Left my Nickname .."Bone Crusher" ... behind me 28yrs ago ..the good old days, now they have to fill in a form if they shout at somebody!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 (edited) Oh I can well imagine! Edited January 8, 2019 by TIGHTCHOKE Capitalisation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Your just feeling sensitive to it at the moment. You be feeling better when your busy in workshop or out shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotgcoalman Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 If it's any consolation the day after I turned 50 the "sun life over 50" pack arrived. no pen though🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, Walker570 said: Heh!!!! Keep smilin' it is the world we live in. Have a ton of it every day which just gets burnt. I mentioned the waste of resources printing and sending the stuff but then my friend said, just think how many jobs depend on it. Hey Ho !! Maybe a way of making a point is to mark it return to sender and re post it? Presumably the return postage costs show eventually? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobbyathome Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 my mrs got sent a packet of incontinence pants when she turned 50 gotta say i nearly needed them i was wetting myself laughing keep getting the funeral plans saga over 50 insurance etc dont worry about it simon just pass it on to another old codger you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Another local chippy died last month at 49 years old . I can understand some things like funeral care . My future father in law is poorly and he’s only 62. He hasn’t any money to his name so it’s going to cost me and the mrs when the time comes. Somethings make sense to ease others but I guess it’s hard being told Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 One things a certian, you don't need money to die or get buried in a hole. So whats with this saving money thing all about. Ditchman I'm assuming you've recently gone over the hill and on the way down to the bottom, or as the case may be into the hole. Don't stress about it you will soon be with the best, just make the most of the short ride down the hill, its far quicker than it was on the way up. All the best, Dougy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Least you can get touched up by nurses on the regular without it costing a barardi breezer and a packet of chips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston72 Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 2 hours ago, ditchman said: Been a bit quiet of late as im really hacked off..............and offended...and angry.... FRIDAY...................get SAGA letter from them about taking out insurance............... MONDAY.................I get leaflet from Hopton-on-sea care home for the elderly TUESDAY................To top it all off i get another leaflet from Arthur Jary &Sons..funeral parlour with 10% off do people know something that i dont............... dont know about you ...but i feel really offended.......... Why would i be offended that your on borrowed time?? come on Ditchy pack your bags and off to Dignitas, I will console Sarah with a pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Have a bowl of Cheerios for breakfast tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Try watching afternoon TV if you have a day off. Every advert is for funeral plans, life insurance or sub-prime loans. Do not watch daytime TV unless you want to die in poverty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biketestace Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 I still think you should have been on the honours list !! Has that cheered you up ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Nice to know people are taking an interest in your welfare and are willing to make all the plans when the time come , when the time do come you wont be in any fit state to do it yourself , so just enjoy yourself and let all the letter posters do the donkey work . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 On a more practical note , you could always design and build your own coffin, and it could have some kind of automated blackpool organ, that would play a tune ,and maybe set off a few fireworks as they lowered you into the ground 😆👍. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, mel b3 said: On a more practical note , you could always design and build your own coffin, and it could have some kind of automated blackpool organ, that would play a tune ,and maybe set off a few fireworks as they lowered you into the ground 😆👍. That would be well within his limits , and if anything went wrong with it he would be there to put it right . By the way , What would the tune be ?................... We'll meet again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, marsh man said: That would be well within his limits , and if anything went wrong with it he would be there to put it right . By the way , What would the tune be ?................... We'll meet again For a diva like ditchman , it would need to play showtunes 🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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