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    Been a bit quiet of late as im really hacked off..............and offended...and angry....

     

    1. FRIDAY...................get SAGA letter from them about taking out insurance...............
    2. MONDAY.................I get leaflet from Hopton-on-sea care home for the elderly
    3. TUESDAY................To top it all off i get another leaflet from Arthur Jary &Sons..funeral parlour  with 10% off

    do people know something that i dont...............

     

    dont know about you ...but i feel really offended..........

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    Heh!!!!   Keep smilin' it is the world we live in. Have a ton of it every day which just gets burnt.  I mentioned the waste of resources printing and sending the stuff but then my friend said, just think how many jobs depend on it.  Hey Ho !!

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    1 minute ago, Walker570 said:

    Heh!!!!   Keep smilin' it is the world we live in. Have a ton of it every day which just gets burnt.  I mentioned the waste of resources printing and sending the stuff but then my friend said, just think how many jobs depend on it.  Hey Ho !!

    I’d be scared to post them to you . You’ve hands like shovels . The lads at work said your a big bloke. 

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    Just now, team tractor said:

    I’d be scared to post them to you . You’ve hands like shovels . The lads at work said your a big bloke. 

    He's a great big softie!

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    A shadow of my former self TT. Left my Nickname .."Bone Crusher" ... behind me 28yrs ago ..the good old days, now they have to fill in a form if they shout at somebody!!!!

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    Your just feeling sensitive to it at the moment. You be feeling better when your busy in workshop or out shooting.

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    15 minutes ago, Walker570 said:

    Heh!!!!   Keep smilin' it is the world we live in. Have a ton of it every day which just gets burnt.  I mentioned the waste of resources printing and sending the stuff but then my friend said, just think how many jobs depend on it.  Hey Ho !!

    Maybe a way of making a point is to mark it return to sender and re post it?  Presumably the return postage costs show eventually?

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    my mrs got sent a packet of incontinence pants when she turned 50 gotta say i nearly needed them i was wetting myself laughing

    keep getting the funeral plans saga over 50 insurance etc 

    dont worry about it simon just pass it on to another old codger you know

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    Another local chippy died last month at 49 years old . I can understand some things like funeral care . My future father in law is poorly and he’s only 62. He hasn’t any money to his name so it’s going to cost me and the mrs when the time comes. Somethings make sense to ease others but I guess it’s hard being told 

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    One things a certian, you don't need money to die or get buried in a hole. So whats with this saving money thing all about. 

    Ditchman I'm assuming you've recently gone over the hill and on the way down to the bottom, or as the case may be into the hole. 

    Don't stress about it you will soon be with the best, just make the most of the short ride down the hill, its far quicker than it was on the way up. 

     

    All the best, 

    Dougy

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    Least you can get touched up by nurses on the regular without it costing a barardi breezer and a packet of chips 

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    2 hours ago, ditchman said:

    Been a bit quiet of late as im really hacked off..............and offended...and angry....

     

    1. FRIDAY...................get SAGA letter from them about taking out insurance...............
    2. MONDAY.................I get leaflet from Hopton-on-sea care home for the elderly
    3. TUESDAY................To top it all off i get another leaflet from Arthur Jary &Sons..funeral parlour  with 10% off

    do people know something that i dont...............

     

    dont know about you ...but i feel really offended..........

    Why would i be offended that your on borrowed time?? come on Ditchy pack your bags and off to Dignitas, I will console Sarah with a pie

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    Try watching afternoon TV if you have a day off. Every advert is for funeral plans, life insurance or sub-prime loans. Do not watch daytime TV unless you want to die in poverty. 

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    Nice to know people are taking an interest in your welfare and are willing to make all the plans when the time come , when the time do come you wont be in any fit state to do it yourself , so just enjoy yourself and let all the letter posters do the donkey work .:yahoo:

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    On a more practical note , you could always design and build your own coffin, and it could have some kind of automated blackpool organ, that would play a tune ,and maybe set off a few fireworks as they lowered you into the ground 😆👍.

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    6 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

    On a more practical note , you could always design and build your own coffin, and it could have some kind of automated blackpool organ, that would play a tune ,and maybe set off a few fireworks as they lowered you into the ground 😆👍.

    That would be well within his limits , and if anything went wrong with it he would be there to put it right .

    By the way , What would the tune be ?...................   We'll meet again 

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    11 minutes ago, marsh man said:

    That would be well within his limits , and if anything went wrong with it he would be there to put it right .

    By the way , What would the tune be ?...................   We'll meet again 

    For a diva like ditchman , it would need to play showtunes 🎶

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