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Wife's has got me sat watching this drivel with her.

To amuse myself I'm looking for anything that may look like fat Sarah from Ditchys musings.

Hoping for some smutty and funny commentary from Graham Norton to pass the time.

The UK offering is from my birth town 😲

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The blonde in the green dress was a good looking woman and dressed nice.

Some of the cack Europop is laughable.

Ditchy I have just googled Netta, my only hope is you've been imbibing more than one bottle of vino tonight.

Not watched Eurovision for a few years and it seems to me like the entertainment at a decent five star holiday complex. Not the national dress and mouse that was the usual fare.

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I've just had a short reprieve walking the dog.

Walked in and thought I saw Ditchys girl in a tutu dancing.

Walshie I'm so glad she paused it so it can be skipped past the cross.

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Highlight is some auld dear singing wearing an eye patch, poor thing must have eye trouble.

Looks like she just stepped out of the battle of Hastings and took one for King Harrold.

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Just now, ditchman said:

well ...im watching it.............and i feel as if someone has ripped open the top of my head .....scooped out my shivelled brain and poo'ed in the cavity.............

Thats not the Eurovision it's the alcohol lol

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2 minutes ago, Dougy said:

Saw 2 minutes of it trying to figure out why Madonna has a silly looking patch on her eye, gave up and turned over. 

she is trying to be "madame X".............................

i bet Ritchie is glad she dumped him...and breathing a sigh of relief............apparantley years ago she used to wash her hair in her own urine..............well i never..

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