My Wife (yet again)

[steve_b_wales]

I came home from work this morning and mentioned to my wife that a works colleague spoke about the food Okra. My wife (bless her!) replied, 'I didn't know you could buy Whale'. No love, said I, that's Orca!

[madmax666]

I know what you mean, an ex of mine once asked me what can you cook in a Beetoven, I looked at what she was trying to read and said nearly there luv but Beethoven was a composer.

what can you say..😐

MM

[Blackbriar]

So far, these sound like a step up from the good Lady's "Where's the thing I left on the side ?"

When I ask her to be more specific, she says "The thing..........that I left on the side !"

[TIGHTCHOKE]

Gordon Bennet!

[The Wickerman]

My good lady was convinced that Blackpool was on the south coast! 🌍

[Blackbriar]

............I'm also pretty sure her proper title is Mrs Neverputsanythingbackwhereshegotitfrom.

[Medic1281]

My colleague couldn’t understand why she was cold in the cab, she’d set the climate control to 16°c. When I said she could turn the heater up, she said it should be warm enough at 22°. I pointed out that it was set at 16, she replied “yeah, but you add that to the outside temp of 6° And that makes 22, so that should be warm enough!”

[figgy]

Bless her, she comes out with some gems.