fatchap Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 Anybody know how the hell I get this **** off my computer? Its driving me mad Total V my current Antivirus dosnt even recognise it, Its down as malware and designed to do one thing apparently Annoy the hell out of you. And trust me its very good at it, Every 10 seconds in the corner of the screen some outrageously gorgeous swedish bird would like to meet me, then she has emailed me, next she has left me a voicemail. Then after a brief second or two some bird from Thailand is desperate for me to get back to her. Ordinarily I Would be over the moon at being so popular but sadly if you click on them it does nothing, Just another notification comes through from some other gorgeous bird desperate to have my babies. I've googled it and that incidenltly sets it off again, Windows 10 is a bit of ******* as its buried its self in chrome, it all gets very very ..theres another just come through now she aint bad either, sorry I digress. Its very complicated. And I have problems with the washing machine so going into a computers operating system and clicking away is way beyond my level of competence. Anyone had any experience with this malware and know how to get shot of it, Dont get me wrong gorgeous blonde swedish birds popping up on my screen every two minutes is pretty cool but after half an hour.....and theres another one she's french not bad. You see my point. Any help appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigeon Shredder. Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 It would seem that as the wife’s away your surfing the net on “various” sites and have managed to collect malware that is, as you say offering intimacy and marriage. Turn off and go out as advised earlier, you will not suffer from any of this and by the time you get home you won’t care. 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchap Posted June 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Pigeon Shredder. said: It would seem that as the wife’s away your surfing the net on “various” sites and have managed to collect malware that is, as you say offering intimacy and marriage. Turn off and go out as advised earlier, you will not suffer from any of this and by the time you get home you won’t care. 🙄 Good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 Have you tried clearing browser history? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie to this Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 Try Malwarebytes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 Run a full scan from https://www.malwarebytes.com/ and it will almost certainly cure your problem. There's a free version available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 27 minutes ago, old'un said: Have you tried clearing browser history? this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) That’s odd mine doesn’t offer marriage or relationships! But a professional hit on the wife. Edited June 1, 2019 by Lord Geordie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 If clearing your web browser's cache, cookies, and history does not do the trick run ESET malware/virus scanner, you can do a one off scan for free to remove any malware or virus found, just click ‘one time scan’ and down load the scanner, very effective…https://www.eset.com/uk/home/online-scanner/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchap Posted June 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 Well that was a pig to get rid of, malware found it all 220 of em, quarantine them then deleted them. I thought happy days. Within two minutes its back, malware flagging up. Run it again and it found 97, deleted them and whale oil beef hooked its back with avengence. In the end had to go to PC world and ask them, Its a new piece of mailware that can only be got rid of by uninstalling google and everything else google maps, gmail etc re-instal google and hopefully if it tries to get in again malware will stop it. Makes me wonder why these people create these types of software, they are obviously nerds but bloody clever nerds and maybe if they got out of their bedrooms with the skills they obviously have would more than likely land a high paid IT job. Instead of making people lives a misery by creating trojans and viruses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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