chrisjpainter Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Last night I got to bed after my partner. as I climbed in she rolled over in her sleep and said in a completely clear, non mumbling voice, 'Oh I forgot to ask, how did we do in the horse football?' What a sport that would be! Any other sleep talking gems out there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 All I know to my memory I have never had a reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 I've been asked Ex 'Where's the T shirt?' Me ' what T shirt?' Ex ' The one with the bouncy bits on it' No reply after that 😂 She also once asked me if I could see the big black thing in the corner which made cack my pants a little bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBodyImportant Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 I wife has woke up screaming at me because I slept with someone she worked with in her dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panoma1 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Was she worth it? 10 minutes ago, NoBodyImportant said: I wife has woke up screaming at me because I slept with someone she worked with in her dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Apparently I have whole conversations with "someone" while I'm asleep. I speak, give time for someone to answer, then speak again. Gems include "I got the lorry stuck under the bridge because you wouldn't take my blood pressure". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBodyImportant Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 20 minutes ago, panoma1 said: Was she worth it? Judgeing by the picture she showed me on Facebook, yea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason_ox Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 The night we returned off our first family holiday when our youngun was only a year old my wife fully asleep asks me in a perfect tone “did you unpack the baby from the suitcase?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.C Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 "Outside is brilliant!" is the latest random exclamation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBodyImportant Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, Jason_ox said: The night we returned off our first family holiday when our youngun was only a year old my wife fully asleep asks me in a perfect tone “did you unpack the baby from the suitcase?” I know what she means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted July 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 20 minutes ago, NoBodyImportant said: I know what she means Breaking into Shakespeare early, I see! Good choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benthejockey Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 I'm a regular sleep talker. Gems include other womens women's names, swear words and my personal favourite that I've been told about - 3 o'clock in the morning, sat bolt upright and told the young lady I was in bed with "show me your boobs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 There used to be a site called"Sleep talking guy" iirc might have been a hoax, but it was very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shalfordninja33 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 My wife talks in hear sleep two or three times a month, mostly random stuff, although a regular themes are sitting up and shouting 'what are you up to' or 'leave me alone' my repsonse is usually leave me alone, or I'm not upto anything....yet...... She hit me a few months ago, that was a new one, I assumed she was asleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, NoBodyImportant said: I wife has woke up screaming at me because I slept with someone she worked with in her dream. My wife has gone in the huff with me for days and eventually told me I cheated on her in her dream. This has happened a few times over the years. I soon sorted it by asking who it was I slept with as I might as well have a go if I'm getting the grief for it. Daughter laughed and said she was same with her boyfriend when had similar dream. Women can be nuts. Wife and son both mumble in their sleep the odd word is coherent. Father in law does too so must be hereditary. Edited July 1, 2019 by figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampire Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 I sometimes in my sleep jump out of bed and holla at top of my voice that theres a snake in the bed,she then wakes up screaming so not to popular,i try not to watch anything with snakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTaylor91 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 A few weeks a go I jumped out of bed, opened the curtains and told my mrs I was looking for a boat. It was about 3am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muddy Funker Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Apparently after a few sherbets I start some crazy aramaic devil's chant in my sleep. Freaks the Mrs out a treat 😂 She's tried getting it recorded to no avail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted July 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 After seeing the thread, Katy says: 'Ah I'm glad to read all those. I feel more normal now...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Just now, chrisjpainter said: After seeing the thread, Katy says: 'Ah I'm glad to read all those. I feel more normal now...' Being the same as members on here doesn't infer normality. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbriar Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 The good Lady once asked me if I though she talked too much. I said "No.......sometimes you're asleep." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 9 hours ago, NoBodyImportant said: I wife has woke up screaming at me because I slept with someone she worked with in her dream. I had this last week. She wouldn’t talk to me for hours. She said sorry eventually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted July 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 20 minutes ago, walshie said: Being the same as members on here doesn't infer normality. Just saying. She said MORE normal. Actual normality I fear is still a speck in the rear view mirror! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 minute ago, chrisjpainter said: She said MORE normal. Actual normality I fear is still a speck in the rear view mirror! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBodyImportant Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 46 minutes ago, team tractor said: I had this last week. She wouldn’t talk to me for hours. She said sorry eventually Lol, what’s funny is how much better my wife has aged then me. If I could get half the booty she thinks I could I would have left years ago. She still looks pretty good for her age. I’m fat and bald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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