TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 Just had a very polite call from an African gentleman concerned about my Internet. He said he was from the Internet Security Department, although did not give any details of the name of the firm! He stated that over the last 3 weeks thay had watched the service I was provided with decline and that there were some security issues. I told him it was probably something to do with all the pornography I had been downloading. That seemed to stop him for a second or two so I asked him why was he trying to scam me? He declined to answer! Be careful out there people, they must catch people often enough to justify still trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewulf Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 minute ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Be careful out there people So which porn sites are the ones to avoid mate 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butchdickason Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 His Indian wife called me using the same script, I told her to keep her elephants off my lawn and hung up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, Rewulf said: So which porn sites are the ones to avoid mate 🤣 Difficult to say specifically! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodgy dave Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 ditchy might know ask him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Difficult to say specifically! So did he manage to fix the security issue you were having with your service? If you are still into porn ( thought you had given it up) I can recommend some safe porn sites but be warned they can effect your eyesight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptC Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 I had an "Eastern" lady last week obviously reading (badly) from a script "We have been told you have had an accident". "Yes, quite true dear lady, I was decapitated in a car crash, ruddy head rolled out the door and down the road and not seen it again" - I put the phone down chortling to myself then the phone rings again and the same number appears on the screen. "Hello Sir, I'm the manager, I hear you have been decapitated? Was it serious?" Told him to eff off politely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 20 minutes ago, old'un said: So did he manage to fix the security issue you were having with your service? If you are still into porn ( thought you had given it up) I can recommend some safe porn sites but be warned they can effect your eyesight. Well, I'll just carry on til I have to wear glasses😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 hour ago, dodgy dave said: ditchy might know ask him hamster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 Not viewed any Hamster porn YET! 49 minutes ago, old'un said: So did he manage to fix the security issue you were having with your service? If you are still into porn ( thought you had given it up) I can recommend some safe porn sites but be warned they can effect your eyesight. Sorry, can't find my glasses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickyh Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 (edited) I had an email on Monday telling me I had been recorded 'Pleasuring Myself' on my laptop. Whilst watching a Porn site. He had got inside of my computer and had full control of my camera??? All my contacts would get a video copy of this in 50 hours time unless I sent $500 to his bitcoin account! Funny enough I decided not to send him $500 Even more funny- I dont have a laptop with a camera on? Anyway, none of my contacts have started laughing at me yet ! Edited October 2, 2019 by mickyh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewulf Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, mickyh said: I had an email on Monday telling me I had been recorded 'Pleasuring Myself' on my laptop. Whilst watching a Porn site. He had got inside of my computer and had full control of my camera??? All my contacts would get a video copy of this in 50 hours time unless I sent $500 to his bitcoin account! Funny enough I decided not to send him $500 Even more funny- I dont have a laptop with a camera on? Anyway, none of my contacts have started laughing at me yet ! Always makes me wonder how many pay up ? Whether theyve actually done it or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B725 Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 I gave a porn dvd to a friend, he phoned to say its rubbish as all there is, is it black screen with a silhouette of a bloke sat holding his todger so I replied try turning the dvd player on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 33 minutes ago, B725 said: I gave a porn dvd to a friend, he phoned to say its rubbish as all there is, is it black screen with a silhouette of a bloke sat holding his todger so I replied try turning the dvd player on. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodgy dave Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 7 hours ago, ditchman said: hamster he means x hamster my mate just told me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 6 hours ago, mickyh said: I had an email on Monday telling me I had been recorded 'Pleasuring Myself' on my laptop. Whilst watching a Porn site. He had got inside of my computer and had full control of my camera??? All my contacts would get a video copy of this in 50 hours time unless I sent $500 to his bitcoin account! Funny enough I decided not to send him $500 Even more funny- I dont have a laptop with a camera on? Anyway, none of my contacts have started laughing at me yet ! That's a threat that wouldn't really work with me , as I've already sent a pic of my Todger to most of the people in my contacts list . I don't do it any more though , my Mrs said ,it's very rude , and it's certainly not funny , just stop doing it ! .😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 8 hours ago, CaptC said: I had an "Eastern" lady last week obviously reading (badly) from a script "We have been told you have had an accident". "Yes, quite true dear lady, I was decapitated in a car crash, ruddy head rolled out the door and down the road and not seen it again" - I put the phone down chortling to myself then the phone rings again and the same number appears on the screen. "Hello Sir, I'm the manager, I hear you have been decapitated? Was it serious?" Told him to eff off politely! I now get very few of those, I always tell them it was a terrible accident and that I died! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonepark Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I now get very few of those, I always tell them it was a terrible accident and that I died! I do similar, normally that it wasn't an accident and killed them on purpose, immediate hang up normally. Since I started doing it, my call volume has gone down considerably. It's almost like I am being blacklisted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 Just now, Stonepark said: I do similar, normally that it wasn't an accident and killed them on purpose, immediate hang up normally. Since I started doing it, my call volume has gone down considerably. It's almost like I am being blacklisted! That's an ambition of mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 hour ago, dodgy dave said: he means x hamster my mate just told me is that for the over 60's ? 7 hours ago, mickyh said: I had an email on Monday telling me I had been recorded 'Pleasuring Myself' on my laptop. Whilst watching a Porn site. He had got inside of my computer and had full control of my camera??? All my contacts would get a video copy of this in 50 hours time unless I sent $500 to his bitcoin account! Funny enough I decided not to send him $500 Even more funny- I dont have a laptop with a camera on? Anyway, none of my contacts have started laughing at me yet ! pull the other one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickyh Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, ditchman said: is that for the over 60's ? pull the other one I haven't pulled the first one yet ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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