dodeer Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 Anyone who lives local to Alnwick and wants 1 hours work tomorrow morning £80 cash let me know. Must be very good at skinning big animals and confidential about location and client. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 32 minutes ago, dodeer said: Anyone who lives local to Alnwick and wants 1 hours work tomorrow morning £80 cash let me know. Must be very good at skinning big animals and confidential about location and client. Sheep Rustling? 😉 NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodeer Posted December 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 11 minutes ago, NatureBoy said: Sheep Rustling? 😉 NB You got it😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benthejockey Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, NatureBoy said: Sheep Rustling? 😉 NB Unlikely but there are 5 zoos in and around Alnwick according to Google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, Benthejockey said: Unlikely but there are 5 zoos in and around Alnwick according to Google. Taking trophy hunting to a new level! Danger money if there's lions involved? 😉 NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodeer Posted December 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 hours ago, NatureBoy said: Taking trophy hunting to a new level! Danger money if there's lions involved? 😉 NB Not at a zoo! All Zoo dead stock gets burnt anyway. £80 an hour and not one skilled person in Northumberland it seems🤑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumfelter Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 British big cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesj Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 49 minutes ago, dodeer said: Not at a zoo! All Zoo dead stock gets burnt anyway. £80 an hour and not one skilled person in Northumberland it seems🤑 As I'm not in Northumberland the trip wouldn't be worth it, but you're not giving much away as to what the job is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTaylor91 Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 Be awkward if it was skinning a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesj Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 minute ago, JTaylor91 said: Be awkward if it was skinning a human. Trouble is it could be awkward skinning a lot of things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumfelter Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, JTaylor91 said: Be awkward if it was skinning a human. Reminds me of The Throwback by Tom Sharpe, hilarious read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benthejockey Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 I'd do it just out of interest but I've killed and skinned 3 sheep this evening and it took the lorry 9 hours to get back from Newcastle race course last night so a trek to Alnwick to skin something that could be a human or an elephant, I'll have to pass. Give us a clue what is it????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodeer Posted December 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Benthejockey said: I'd do it just out of interest but I've killed and skinned 3 sheep this evening and it took the lorry 9 hours to get back from Newcastle race course last night so a trek to Alnwick to skin something that could be a human or an elephant, I'll have to pass. Give us a clue what is it????? It’s got 4 legs but I’m not publicly saying what and where and client confidentiality . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, dodeer said: It’s got 4 legs but I’m not publicly saying what and where and client confidentiality . Oh my god , it's two humans !😲😆. Is it Brian may and angie watts ?😆. If it's Jeremy Corbyn and dianne Abbot, I'll do it for free , I'll get my whale knife ready 😅. Edited December 11, 2019 by mel b3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 Prancer, Dancer?OMG - not Vixen?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 Rudolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 I'm going for a Wolf or Lynx been sat in a pen waiting to be released into Kielder..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benthejockey Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 3 hours ago, mel b3 said: Oh my god , it's two humans !😲😆. Is it Brian may and angie watts ?😆. If it's Jeremy Corbyn and dianne Abbot, I'll do it for free , I'll get my whale knife ready 😅. It's the human centipede 😲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 13 hours ago, stumfelter said: Reminds me of The Throwback by Tom Sharpe, hilarious read. As they all are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redial Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 Unicorn ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 If you had said that it had “two left feet”, then I swear it would have be Diane Abbot on the chopping block Ooops, sorry- realised that she actually does has a left and right foot as normal people do, but is such a numpty that she cannot work that one out for herself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 On 11/12/2019 at 07:33, Dougy said: Rudolf. Not Rudolph mate, that just ain't on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harkom Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 if it is Kudu, may I ask for the horns, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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