samboy Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 Hi gang. Yes i guarantee every time i'm either cooking or eating my dinner the phone rings. Its as if someone has a camera watching me and do it for a laugh. So now i turn the phone off and turn it back on when i'm finished. It drives me mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 I used to have that with the land line. It was always sales people. Solved it easily. Un plugged it, binned it. Never bothered with phone calls since. ☎️❌ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 Just lift the receiver, say hello then lay it down. Let them pay for the call. The phone will peep when it wants to be hung up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebigH91 Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 You could do what I do, get a phone and answer machine, solves a lot of problems, never answer the phone, let it go to answer machine and it'll go off after a couple of rings or they realise its an answer machine. Let your friends and family know that you'll pick up once you recognise them, job done. You can always NOT pick up if you don't want to and tell them you must have been out ha ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 Sam what's your number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washerboy Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 Mine is when I take a Tom tit at work and my works mobile will ring or office staff needs me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samboy Posted February 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 2 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Sam what's your number? Tightchoke you are a dastardly rascal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 Worth a try! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 3 hours ago, washerboy said: Mine is when I take a Tom tit at work and my works mobile will ring or office staff needs me Just shout can't I even take sh in peace, they get the message. Or if it's stinky ask them to come to the gents and talk through the toilet door as you can multitask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enfieldspares Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 I just reply this "Minicabs...Where do want to go?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diver One Posted February 11, 2020 Report Share Posted February 11, 2020 I respond with. "The job is done , there was more blood than expected so you will need to bring the cleaning team". Or. "Hello fraud hotline please can I have your case number?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saltings Posted February 11, 2020 Report Share Posted February 11, 2020 have a look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 disconnected landline minths ago, always spam calls. However, I'm sure my buddy must have installed bugs when he's been round here. The minute my dinner's on the plate, I've just put my jacket on to go out or I'm half way through an email or ...............................hang on, it's me mate on the phone, I'll be back in a minute ............................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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