ditchman Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 Today has been a bind ...as i had to drive to North Walsham to renew my driving licience at a crown P.O.....................anyway the centre of the town is covered in road closures and roaqd works ...so i had to park about 300 yds away from the PO.....my chest aint that good so i puffed all the way there... got into the PO quite a few people there...so i thought i would lean on the counter and have a cough and do my inhaler....which i did......... then this very smart mature lady smiled at me and said...."oh are you all right..?............hope you havnt come from anywhere foreign............".........................so i said ......." noooo.....ive only come from Cantley.........i never go anywhere....but my brother came back from 2 weeks in Naples and he has a funny tummy .....".....(i havnt got a brother).............anyway i had anther quiet cough...and when i turned round the PO was empty....the woman on the desk had turned white...and i said to her........."it was only a joke ..."................"oooohhhh" she said ..."shouldnt joke about it.....those people wont come back in now until we have wiped a;ll the surfaces......" you gotta laugh havnt you.........i know its serious but what the hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 Yes, best to laugh Mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 That nearly caused me to spit all my tea again. Will you please stop it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 I'll be trying that one when I'm stuck at the back of the queue in the chippie 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 What they wanted inside the post office weren’t very important 😂😂 you got to laugh at them 👍😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 minute ago, mel b3 said: I'll be trying that one when I'm stuck at the back of the queue in the chippie 😅 Mel, can't you phone ahead? I sit in the pub carpark opposite, ring my order through and walk over to collect it 2 minutes later. Straight past the queue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 Just now, TIGHTCHOKE said: Mel, can't you phone ahead? I sit in the pub carpark opposite, ring my order through and walk over to collect it 2 minutes later. Straight past the queue! He’s not got enough talk time on his phone they stop at every choppier and pie shop on the rounds 😉😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 12 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Mel, can't you phone ahead? I sit in the pub carpark opposite, ring my order through and walk over to collect it 2 minutes later. Straight past the queue! Top marks for that idea dave 😅👍 9 minutes ago, Old farrier said: He’s not got enough talk time on his phone they stop at every choppier and pie shop on the rounds 😉😂 That's very very hurtful nigel 😢. It's true though 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spurs 14 Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 Too many people take life too seriously, you have to have a giggle , well done 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokersmith Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 Life must be a pretty dull and uninteresting place for folks without a GSOH … I feel for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 You know what they say, If you cant beat.......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ditchman Posted March 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 one to wipe ....one to clean...one to polish........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyefor Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 22 hours ago, Rewulf said: ...but sleep in a Premier Inn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 17 hours ago, Eyefor said: ...but sleep in a Premier Inn. 👍🤗 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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