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Paranoia.(norfolk style)


ditchman
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Today has been a bind ...as i had to drive to North Walsham to renew my driving licience at a crown P.O.....................anyway the centre of the town is covered in road closures and roaqd works ...so i had to park about 300 yds away from the PO.....my chest aint that good so i puffed all the way there...

got into the PO quite a few people there...so i thought i would lean on the counter and have a cough and do my inhaler....which i did.........    then this very smart mature lady smiled at me and said...."oh are you all right..?............hope you havnt come from anywhere foreign............".........................so i said ......."  noooo.....ive only come from Cantley.........i never go anywhere....but my brother came back from 2 weeks in Naples and he has a funny tummy .....".....(i havnt got a brother).............anyway i had anther quiet cough...and when i turned round the PO was empty....the woman on the desk had turned white...and i said to her........."it was only a joke ..."................"oooohhhh" she said ..."shouldnt joke about it.....those people wont come back in now until we have wiped a;ll the surfaces......"

you gotta laugh havnt you.........i know its serious but what the hell :lol:

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1 minute ago, mel b3 said:

I'll be trying that one when I'm stuck at the back of the queue in the chippie 😅

Mel, can't you phone ahead?

I sit in the pub carpark opposite, ring my order through and walk over to collect it 2 minutes later.

Straight past the queue!:good:

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Just now, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Mel, can't you phone ahead?

I sit in the pub carpark opposite, ring my order through and walk over to collect it 2 minutes later.

Straight past the queue!:good:

He’s not got enough talk time on his phone 

they stop at every choppier and pie shop on the rounds 😉😂

 

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12 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Mel, can't you phone ahead?

I sit in the pub carpark opposite, ring my order through and walk over to collect it 2 minutes later.

Straight past the queue!:good:

Top marks for that idea dave 😅👍

9 minutes ago, Old farrier said:

He’s not got enough talk time on his phone 

they stop at every choppier and pie shop on the rounds 😉😂

 

That's very very hurtful nigel 😢.  It's true though 😆

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