fatchap Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) Just checked my emails and I have a order confirmation from ebay, apparently late last night in between a few cans of fosters I decided for some reason that I needed to purchase a polystyrene mannequin head!! It will be here on Monday. I have no idea why I bought this item not to mention remember buying it.Β I suppose I could find a use for it, no idea what. Must stay away from the computer during beer o'clock. Could be a good place to hang me welders mask. Edited April 3, 2020 by fatchap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benthejockey Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 π π πΒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 HHhhahahhahahaaaaaaa...........yew are hopeless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 hello, i can only say GOOD CALL !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovemyheckler Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 This post needs a photograph when it arrives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisyrob1 Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Brilliantπ€£π€£π what ever you do avoid Stella!! π€―π₯΄π₯΄ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoozer Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Just now, daisyrob1 said: Brilliantπ€£π€£π what ever you do avoid Stella!! π€―π₯΄π₯΄ Why is it Her Fault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 all you need now is a body to go with it and heyyyyyyy..................no more lonley nights in Β need yer beer googles tho' Β lockdown brings out all those little jobs you've been putting oiff...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmaxphil Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Put Corbyn's face on it and use it as target practice π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisyrob1 Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Worzel Gummidge comes to mind, you could use it as your (clever head) never know you might be mistaken as a lager swigging genius π€ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 9/10ths of my ebay purchases are when I'm drunk. Usually a month later packages from China drop on the door step....Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricko Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 I always imagine Sunday mornings on the motorways are filled with people collecting drunken Ebay purchases: speedboats, vintage car projects, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 π π π excellent π π π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchap Posted April 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 Posted a few days back about a drunken purchase on ebay of a polystyrene head. Well its here.Β Made him look a bit presentable for his photo shoot so now Just need a name for my new workshop supervisor, I'm thinking obviously Dave! Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 Looks more like a Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchap Posted April 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 Allan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 put some lipstick and eyeshadow on then get drunk and order up the body............jobs a gooden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffgg Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 A head called Ted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washerboy Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 Bob.. See if he floatsΒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 in these days of fluidity..... Polly 1 minute ago, washerboy said: Bob.. See if he floatsΒ π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 It has to be Ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 No-body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 16 minutes ago, ditchman said: put some lipstick and eyeshadow on then get drunk and order up the body............jobs a gooden π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchap Posted April 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 21 minutes ago, ditchman said: put some lipstick and eyeshadow on then get drunk and order up the body............jobs a gooden Have you ever thought about getting some specialist help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 Wilson. Obvs. π 5 minutes ago, fatchap said: Have you ever thought about getting some specialist help? Errrrr heβs not the one that got drunk and ordered a polystyrene head π€π€ππ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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