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11 hours ago, la bala said:

Never mind boi, I will give you a laugh. Put the Landy away last night, tried to snatch it out of gear before i demolished my work bench, its not only clutchless but now jammed in gear. Happy days hey.

and hows the workbench

35 minutes ago, ditchman said:

you want to see the bloody size of the molehill that wretched thing has pushed up during the night...im speechless:w00t:

thats a first

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I like many others open up this thread at every chance, with pounding heart rate and hypertension, anticipating the next instalment.

Unless I have missed it, has anyone suggested that it's breeding season, and there might be MOLES, As in plural.

My record for one set of tunnels is 5. Just a thought.

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17 minutes ago, 30-6 said:

I like many others open up this thread at every chance, with pounding heart rate and hypertension, anticipating the next instalment.

Unless I have missed it, has anyone suggested that it's breeding season, and there might be MOLES, As in plural.

My record for one set of tunnels is 5. Just a thought.

i could get a moleskin jacket out of this yet.................................thank you for your kind words of support.....

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Have you ever thought of opening up a mole sanctuary ? Like the donkeys type of thing. Sandwiches, pot of tea, gift shop, the likes of PETA, MR PACKHAM ETC, would make you a fortune.

You lucky sod.

Edit to add - don't forget climbing frame for the kids.

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No one would have believed in the first years of the twenty first century
That ditchman's affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of he's back garden
No one could have dreamed that he was being scrutinized
As someone with a shotgun studies pigeons that swarm and multiply on fields of stubble
Few men even considered the possibility of life in other gardens
And yet, across the gulf of ditchys lawn
Minds immeasurably superior to his own regarded his turf with envious noses
And slowly and surely
They drew their plans against him

 

(Blame the lockdown and too much time on my hands) 

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moles are on the rise........they will infest our planet...............it is the time for humanity to stand against them and bring them down....i am but the first of the few that will carry the fight forward.............

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11 minutes ago, old'un said:

Blimey you make it sound like the end of mankind, lets hope the moles don’t mutate into these things or you will need bigger traps…aaaaaah

 

That’s more like the ones ditchman has under the lawn 🤭

 

it was getting a bit like tails from the riverbank 🙄

thanks for showing the true horror of the beasts ditchman is overrun with 😂

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Have figured out yet if it’s a male or female mole ????

easy way to tell is:- if the moles hills go in a straight line,,, it’s a male ..... if there all over the place it’s a female 

bit like a bloke going to shop in the supermarket and a woman shopping in the supermarket 😁😁👍

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