Jump to content

Moles AAhhhhhhhhhh


ditchman
 Share

Recommended Posts

2 minutes ago, kenholland said:

I think we need crowd funding , I will have a word with boris , failing that I will give trump a bell , once this is sorted , I will order some plastic turf , this man has gone through enough.

i will prevail.............im finding it difficult....i must just hang on until my new arms supplier comes thro with the goods.........

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 727
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

51 minutes ago, fandango said:

Have figured out yet if it’s a male or female mole ????

easy way to tell is:- if the moles hills go in a straight line,,, it’s a male ..... if there all over the place it’s a female 

bit like a bloke going to shop in the supermarket and a woman shopping in the supermarket 😁😁👍

Other way round mate. Female straight line ,looking for food. Male all over the place looking for the female's tunnels.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, Walker570 said:

Don't ask that question or this could run to another 50 pages

 

"A mole too far "......(ww2 histricle)

"A mole for all seasons"  (Historical)

the Vatican have produced a film called ................"holy moly......."

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Do they do a true life category ?

Just thought who could help you, Charlie Dimmock, she doesn't like moles. She's the one you need, have you seen her push a wheelbarrow ?

Or where's that large sized girl you go on about ? Where's she when you need her ?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You could sell it as a franchise to autumn watch or have your own pay per view channel. 

Get the bookies in on it to place bets on the biggest hill or total number, what hour the first one appears in. 

T shirts, signed mole pics (paw prints perhaps?) Sponsor a mole. Think of the money.....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have visions of him retreating to his shed, A-team music blaring and knocking up some medieval device to dispatch the mole in true ditchy fashion. Maybe one of those massive crossbows or something. 

On a serious (ish) note,I'm surprised those poontang traps haven't arrived yet.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 minutes ago, GingerCat said:

I have visions of him retreating to his shed, A-team music blaring and knocking up some medieval device to dispatch the mole in true ditchy fashion. Maybe one of those massive crossbows or something. 

On a serious (ish) note,I'm surprised those poontang traps haven't arrived yet.

Amazon contacted me and said the delivery date is now 27th june...................bahhhhh...........have already paid for them  could have got them from elsewhere

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Old farrier said:

The great escape from cantley castle 

starring ditch mc queen 

To late 

although I’m beginning to think he’s got 

gophers 🤭🙄

Which part of his body ? Can be painful.

1 hour ago, ditchman said:

what catogory would that go in at the Cannes film festival ?

Hadn't there used to be an 'underground' categpry.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

18 minutes ago, 7daysinaweek said:

I am sure the Blighter will be in the bag before the end of the weekend Ditchy.

Did the trap arrive from Walker?

no not yet............when it does i will set it in one of the deep runs..(about 8" down)....there are fewer surface runs now but bigger mole hills....i have been advised there may be as many as 5 moles ...........

i have recieved a PM from one of our boys who is a professional at this game...offering to sort my problem out....which i think was a very kind offer cause the folk on here are like that.....i declined in this instance...as me and this wretched mole thing is now personal and i am determined to sort it out myself....

so as soon as we get the kit to do the job the better...as this thread is starting to wear me down as well....:lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...