Whitebridges Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 Ditch. no time for resting, fags and barbiturates. Get on it ! You are getting beaten up by an almost blind fluffball. Shame that lovely little terrier you had is no more otherwise they'd be over the hedge and gone. You realise you've got Mr Moley because there's no doggies. My father-in-law kept a well maintained croquet lawn once upon a time and I shot more moles out of the windows of the Old Hall than he or the gardener ever trapped. A 4.10 out of the upstairs Fat Sarah refectory might be the best way forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.T Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 I came late to this saga, but having now read all 22 pages, I don’t want to hear of Mr Moles demise, it’s kept half the country amused, what will we all do if there’s no more Mr Mole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 Right..................i have re-located to site 2..............site 1 had been rumbled by the cretin...........i have taken on-board various surgestions...and tamped the botton of the run with a round object............the trap is set at "fine".... we will see as you can see it is going to surface run "mode" again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biketestace Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 I NNEEEED A CIGGY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, biketestace said: I NNEEEED A CIGGY thats right...you go and have a fag......and i will have 10 mins on my heart resperator................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 38 minutes ago, ditchman said: Right..................i have re-located to site 2..............site 1 had been rumbled by the cretin...........i have taken on-board various surgestions...and tamped the botton of the run with a round object............the trap is set at "fine".... we will see as you can see it is going to surface run "mode" again... Who are you calling a cretin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 I see you have not put a bridge of soil under the trip, any reason why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, old'un said: I see you have not put a bridge of soil under the trip, any reason why not? cause he will go over the top of it............................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotgcoalman Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 so is it safe to say "no moles were harmed in the making of this thread" up to now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, ditchman said: cause he will go over the top of it............................. Or he’s going to push it out of the way and spring the trap 🙄🤔 Just now, gotgcoalman said: so is it safe to say "no moles were harmed in the making of this thread" up to now? Not a chance of one being hurt at the moment 😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Old farrier said: Or he’s going to push it out of the way and spring the trap 🙄🤔 Well that’s the way the experts set them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanter Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 I can see a competition here as in can you dig holes faster than the mole can make hills and despite your sas training talpa is winning out manoeuvred by the gentleman in black !!!!!! as a matter of interest does it take you this long to trap fat sarah ? Mole who would be king !!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Wanter said: I can see a competition here as in can you dig holes faster than the mole can make hills and despite your sas training talpa is winning out manoeuvred by the gentleman in black !!!!!! as a matter of interest does it take you this long to trap fat sarah ? "she "...is dead she picked up covid-20 from the mongolian throat singers.........(she was always ahead of the game) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotgcoalman Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 9 minutes ago, Old farrier said: Or he’s going to push it out of the way and spring the trap 🙄🤔 Not a chance of one being hurt at the moment 😂😂😂😂😂 In a few days there'll be an epic thread on.......... Ditchmans guide to making mole skin thongs and necklaces from mole ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 Who is the brave man who will tell Ditchy that there are two moles in his garden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanter Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 Well if you wait long enough Mr Mole will join her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkedUp Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 The Americans abandoned Vietnam when it became apparent that the birth rate of their combatants exceeded the rate they could kill them and so the longer the war went on the more the numbers stacked against them.... just sayin’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotgcoalman Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 It might be easier to move house. Don't think you get moles in a penthouse flat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanter Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 Two at this time of year !!!!! what about her pride and joy anything up to 6 !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 i have been warned by a professional that there could be up to 5 in the ground........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 21 minutes ago, WalkedUp said: The Americans abandoned Vietnam when it became apparent that the birth rate of their combatants exceeded the rate they could kill them and so the longer the war went on the more the numbers stacked against them.... just sayin’ I believe the Vietcong were rather good at tunnels too 🤭😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkedUp Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 Do we now believe that this is a proxy war and Ditchman’s Moles have been trained by communist forces allied against the blatant Norfolk expansionism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) I have heard from the Black CLives Matter (Talpa europaea branch) that they are organising a march to "Save the Cantley One" (or six) Edited June 21, 2020 by amateur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkedUp Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 Some bookies have started paying out on Ditchie’s moles surviving 2020. Just wish I had put early money on it when it was still long odds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 im just going thro a dry spell................... it will come good never fear..................a hunter needs a challenge now and again......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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