Farmboy91 Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 I have to ask, how in the year 2020 is this still deemed acceptable. If your dog was to do this and you was caught you'd be fined. Being a single track road I'm now faced with driving through this disgusting mess when I pull off the drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTaylor91 Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 This is going to divide opinion I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted July 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, JTaylor91 said: This is going to divide opinion I reckon. Probably, if anyone wants it outside their house they are welcome to come shovel it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B725 Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 Put it round your rose's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted July 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, B725 said: Put it round your rose's. An option, but why should I have to tidy up after someone else animal? I'm struggling to see any how there any justification here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udderlyoffroad Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 It's partially digested grass. There are many, many more disgusting things out there. Fly-tipping for a start. I'd suggest complaining about horse droppings if you live somewhere rural is akin to city-dwellers moving to the countryside and complaining about the noise and smells coming from a farm. But each to their own. I must go and start a thread about people buying pre-ripped jeans. 3 minutes ago, B725 said: Put it round your rose's. Put it round his rose's what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 its only processed grass..........you want to try working in a milk parlour at 5 in the morning with hot liquid poo running down your neck when you wash the udders........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 7 minutes ago, JTaylor91 said: This is going to divide opinion I reckon. I'm with FB on this, one of our local "main contributors as it were" is known for her rampant anti dog "because of the droppings" activists in the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted July 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, udderlyoffroad said: It's partially digested grass. There are many, many more disgusting things out there. Fly-tipping for a start. I'd suggest complaining about horse droppings if you live somewhere rural is akin to city-dwellers moving to the countryside and complaining about the noise and smells coming from a farm. But each to their own. I must go and start a thread about people buying pre-ripped jeans. Put it round his rose's what? I've lived here pretty much all my life and I've never found it 'ok' or 'acceptable' I've spent alot of time walking trying to build my fitness back up and find myself constantly dodging piles like this. Either that or the horse's being rode 3 abreast on single track roads/lanes. 5 minutes ago, ditchman said: its only processed grass..........you want to try working in a milk parlour at 5 in the morning with hot liquid poo running down your neck when you wash the udders........ Only you ditchy 😂 Edited July 28, 2020 by Farmboy91 Spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, ditchman said: its only processed grass..........you want to try working in a milk parlour at 5 in the morning with hot liquid poo running down your neck when you wash the udders........ Luxury! Excluding the smell Ditchy that may sound oddly soothing I can say I have been the recipient of 'warm fluids' from each and 'EVERY' single orifice of the human body over the years and am very used to it! Edited July 28, 2020 by 7daysinaweek addition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 I was expecting something disgusting! But it's just horse poo, what next the cockerel in the morning or the cows mooing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udderlyoffroad Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Farmboy91 said: Either that or the horse's being rode 3 abreast on single track roads/lanes. 16 minutes ago, B725 said: Put it round your rose's. Is the greengrocer's apostrophe some kind of virus your computer can catch? Come on people, pluralising something never* requires an apostrophe. Now that is a thread to start. *You might possibly add one when you pluralise an acronym, but that's done purely for the sake of readability - we're not sending telegrams anymore where everything is capitalised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieT Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 You should drive down our lanes when we are slurry spreading or driving a few hundred sheep or cattle along them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 16 minutes ago, ditchman said: its only processed grass..........you want to try working in a milk parlour at 5 in the morning with hot liquid poo running down your neck when you wash the udders........ No thanks, you're the man for that job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 When I was a nipper there was a race with the old boys on who could get out with their bucket and shovel first, highly sort after for their rhubarb, and soot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, old'un said: When I was a nipper there was a race with the old boys on who could get out with their bucket and shovel first, highly sort after for their rhubarb, and soot. Much nicer with custard on it though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B725 Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 (edited) 17 minutes ago, udderlyoffroad said: Is the greengrocer's apostrophe some kind of virus your computer can catch? Come on people, pluralising something never* requires an apostrophe. Now that is a thread to start. *You might possibly add one when you pluralise an acronym, but that's done purely for the sake of readability - we're not sending telegrams anymore where everything is capitalised. I can only apologise for my grammatical failings. Edited July 28, 2020 by B725 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 32 minutes ago, ditchman said: its only processed grass..........you want to try working in a milk parlour at 5 in the morning with hot liquid poo running down your neck when you wash the udders........ I was told by an old diary farmer that you looked at the cows bottom before moving in to wipe the udders, if it was pulsing you knew one was on the way, how true that is I have no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted July 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 I imagine it came from the same horse's that are stabled about 2 miles away, ridden by the same young ladies who happily trot down the road with their phone in hand texting away. As with the riding 3 abreast it just smacks of ignorance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 13 minutes ago, B725 said: I can only apologise for my grammatical failings. Yes, go and stand in the corner with a pointed hat on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, old'un said: Yes, go and stand in the corner with a pointed hat on. 😂😂😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B725 Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 I will and hang my head in shame , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted July 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 minute ago, B725 said: I will and hang my head in shame , Leave room for me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B725 Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 Are you sure you don't want to beat my bare butt with nettles as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 Just now, B725 said: Are you sure you don't want to beat my bare butt with nettles as well. isn't that Ditchman baiting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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