NoBodyImportant Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) Looks good, it would had meant more had you went to the ex’s house and took hers from her. Edited February 12, 2021 by NoBodyImportant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodgy dave Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 or whacked her over the head with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted February 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, NoBodyImportant said: Looks good, it would had meant more had you went to the ex’s house and took hers from her. When I finally got back in MY house after she had me nicely removed by the police . I found she had left it 😁. 5 hours ago, Robden said: Well, I reckon I'm on to a winner and possibly a promise. 🤔 The wife's got a bad back so I've got her a chair that she can sit on when doing the washing-up.........and people say that I'm selfish. 😂😂😂 3 hours ago, dodgy dave said: or whacked her over the head with it I wish I could joke about that but after being arrested already for a false assault I can’t 😢. Edited February 12, 2021 by team tractor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 He just tips the wood glue into the off cuts bin, pulls a clump out and runs it through a machine or two. The wait for the glue setting, is that him sticking bits of his digits back on. Draws a shape and hacks it out and presents it to the current keeper of his nads. Only kidding looks nice and it's handmade for the 😍speshul one in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted February 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 6 hours ago, figgy said: He just tips the wood glue into the off cuts bin, pulls a clump out and runs it through a machine or two. The wait for the glue setting, is that him sticking bits of his digits back on. Draws a shape and hacks it out and presents it to the current keeper of his nads. Only kidding looks nice and it's handmade for the 😍speshul one in your life. Keeper of my nads 😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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