figgy Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 Never **** in your own best. Never sit on anything cold you'll get piles, to a child they may as well have spoken Swahili. Seeing magpies one for sorrow two for joy and so on. As much use as teats in a fish. Stop doing that or the back of head will hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 if the wind changes...you'll be stuck like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 Oh my god its massive , it'll never fit 😅. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonker Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 (edited) 26 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Oh my god its massive , it'll never fit 😅. Is that those new binos luv? Good arn't they Edited March 4, 2021 by tonker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good shot? Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 (edited) Don't put off today till tomorrow because if you do it today and you like it you can do it again tomorrow. Edited March 4, 2021 by Good shot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 18 hours ago, ditchman said: if the wind changes...you'll be stuck like that Oh was that what happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 Two moles in your traps not as much fun as one in ditchmans lawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 19 minutes ago, Old farrier said: Two moles in your traps not as much fun as one in ditchmans lawn Never a truer word spoken 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 A classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 Form is temporary, class is permanent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 Go for a ride on a Honda, come back with a BSA. . . . .Old bikers. NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 work is the curse of the idle rich does my bum look big in this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, ditchman said: work is the curse of the idle rich does my bum look big in this Your bum looks big in anything 🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 43 minutes ago, Old farrier said: Your bum looks big in anything 🤭 is......................................... THE WRONG ANSWER.....................no sex for you young fella me lad for 2 whole weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 On 02/03/2021 at 10:50, Centrepin said: On 02/03/2021 at 10:50, Centrepin said: ...... ."See all, hear all, say nowt, eat all, sup all, pay nowt..... and if tha does owt fer nowt, allus mak sure tha's doin it for thissen" is the complete Yorkshire saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morkin Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 Go yonda by Honda and come home by bus ? Don't shed your clowt till may is owt boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 I would never join a club that would have me as a member.... Marx.......groucho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 The Bitterness of Poor Quality Remains Long After the Sweetness of Low Price is Forgotten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 hour ago, loriusgarrulus said: The Bitterness of Poor Quality Remains Long After the Sweetness of Low Price is Forgotten sounds like the slogan of the "retail therapy assosiacition" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 The early bird catches the worm..........but the late mouse gets the cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 20 hours ago, ditchman said: is......................................... THE WRONG ANSWER.....................no sex for you young fella me lad for 2 whole weeks Only two weeks your mellowing 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonker Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 it's like pushing water uphill. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. how long is a piece of string. Does ditchie's *** look big in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 Herding Cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 The last time I saw a face like yours, it had an apple in its mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferretlurcher1970 Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 When out shooting having a bad day. Couldn't hit a cows **** with a banjo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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