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A mix of half isopropyl alcohol and half lavender oil keeps horse flies off. I put it in a small spray bottle.

 I get horse flies in the wood occadionally in great clouds and use this on myself and the dogs to great effect. You smell like an old grannies handbag, but its better than getting horsefly bites.

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9 minutes ago, ditchman said:

i have made a similar mistake with Wintergreen...............i dont think i could sit or stand or lay down in comfort for 36 hrs....have also tried to clean my teeth with germoline

It's a *****r getting old innit 😁

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1 hour ago, ditchman said:

i have made a similar mistake with Wintergreen...............i dont think i could sit or stand or lay down in comfort for 36 hrs....have also tried to clean my teeth with germoline

I remember my Dad, going out in a hurry, grabbed the oven cleaner instead of his Brylcream and went out to Sunday lunch with it all over his hair.

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My dad used to get sweat rash under his meat and veg somebody said to him one day get the missis scent bottle and spray underneath he came home had a bath told mom what he was going to do we heard a terrible scream and a load thump as he went down I still chuckle at it now it’s got to sixtie five years old.

 

 

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18 hours ago, mel b3 said:

How is the love life now dude ? .

3 dates this week 🙄. 😂😂. I’ve concentrated on shooting and fitness . I wish the women did 😂

17 hours ago, ditchman said:

Ruff

😂😂😂

16 hours ago, loriusgarrulus said:

Does that mean he has given up on the sheep and is after the sheepdog now. 🐕🐕🐕

Never say never 😂

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On 20/09/2021 at 16:57, ditchman said:

.have also tried to clean my teeth with germoline

Poor old Mum was in hospital last week, had a heart attack while in there (which they caused but that's a different story) and was also diagnosed with bone cancer.

Only thing she moaned about was when she **** up and tried cleaning her teeth with Germoline.

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