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Had a customer who had a knocking noise on her car turned out to be a fluffy mascot that she had stuck on her roof aerial    that started to bounce of the roof when she got up to speed couldn't charge her cos it gave us both a good laugh .

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59 minutes ago, The Mighty Prawn said:

Is that a free screwdriver/chisel? Glass half full thinking! Just don’t injure yourself with it

😂 it’s a snap on too I think 

1 hour ago, Mice! said:

Even your motor is unlucky,  or someone has tried having a go at your fuel tank?

Girlfriends motor 😂. Maybe my lucks washing off on her 

1 hour ago, scutt said:

Had a customer who had a knocking noise on her car turned out to be a fluffy mascot that she had stuck on her roof aerial    that started to bounce of the roof when she got up to speed couldn't charge her cos it gave us both a good laugh .

I had it after fitting a sump guard on my motorbike. Felt like a tit 

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2 hours ago, scutt said:

Had a customer who had a knocking noise on her car turned out to be a fluffy mascot that she had stuck on her roof aerial    that started to bounce of the roof when she got up to speed couldn't charge her cos it gave us both a good laugh .

My Mrs rang me at work. Says that the ka was banging at 65mph. OK below that. Mickey mouse aerial topper was the culprit. 

Jasper

 

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1 minute ago, McSpredder said:

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😂 that would make a mess 

1 hour ago, Gordon R said:

Definitely not Snap On. Cheapo rubbish driver.

It’s free anyway 😂

7 hours ago, Dave-G said:

I had a similar issue several years ago when a wedge shaped piece of steel spiked the plastic fuel tank of my cab. Its amazing how much **** lays on the roads.

Riding motorbikes you discover that 🙈

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9 minutes ago, discobob said:

I heard about someone who took the car in about a clunking noise everytime they turned right - finally traced to a can of pop in the glovebox!!!

My ex did that, rang me said there is a hell of a bang when she turned right. Told he to park up and drove to her 1/2 hour, to discover a tin of briwax in the glove box on the right and a small packet of tissues on the left stopping the tin on a left turn from making any sound, but giving it a good run up on the right turn. 🙃

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