ditchman Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, johnphilip said: The blinking fibber, he told us he was getting a new Telly ive used the viagra on the lettuces ...to crisp em' up.......... (you would be surprised what i watch on my telly lifesize) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 13 minutes ago, johnphilip said: The blinking fibber, he told us he was getting a new Telly The human sized telly , with squelchy surround sound , and ginger dispenser, is just a tool to facilitate his nefarious activities. 9 minutes ago, ditchman said: (you would be surprised what i watch on my telly lifesize) Do you stand there wearing nothing but your socks and holding a toolbag( containing the ginger hammer), and pretend that you're the plumbers mate when he walks into the ladies kitchen , on your specialist videos 😊. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 10 minutes ago, mel b3 said: The human sized telly , with squelchy surround sound , and ginger dispenser, is just a tool to facilitate his nefarious activities. Do you stand there wearing nothing but your socks and holding a toolbag( containing the ginger hammer), and pretend that you're the plumbers mate when he walks into the ladies kitchen , on your specialist videos 😊. my god .........you have a very active imajination of late......................you need to cut down on the old ginger usage....otherwise you will have to go into re-hab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, ditchman said: my god .........you have a very active imajination of late......................you need to cut down on the old ginger usage....otherwise you will have to go into re-hab It jus keeps me sharp bruv 😎. I can quit any time I want 🤥. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobba Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 Just don’t let her read these posts or all could change in the blink of an eye !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead eye alan Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 If I was you I'd watch what I eat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 2 hours ago, dead eye alan said: If I was you I'd watch what I eat! My wife has been trying to poison us with food for years- then I realised it’s indiscriminate and it’s just that she cannot cook…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 16 minutes ago, Jaymo said: My wife has been trying to poison us with food for years- then I realised it’s indiscriminate and it’s just that she cannot cook…. its the Zyclob-B in the shower tray in yer bathroom that should make you suspiceous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 1 hour ago, ditchman said: its the Zyclob-B in the shower tray in yer bathroom that should make you suspiceous She been chatting to the old German grandad who had some ‘leftover’ ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 Gordon Bennett! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 52 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Gordon Bennett! i didnt know gordon bennett was a german name ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 9 minutes ago, ditchman said: i didnt know gordon bennett was a german name ? He used to get around a lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Boggy Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 11 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: He used to get around a lot! er hatte eine fahrrad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted April 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 Well - this grew a bit didn't it!!! She is still being civil with me - and I am still checking my food and she hasn't found my keys to the cabinet!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnphilip Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 6 minutes ago, discobob said: Well - this grew a bit didn't it!!! She is still being civil with me - and I am still checking my food and she hasn't found my keys to the cabinet!!!! See you can get some great advice on here....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 you are not taking this seriously enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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