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1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

1. Badge of honour!

2. Surely someone behind the front bench mast have seen him?

it was a woman...no 2 women either side of him apparently........proberly had the sound turned up.....how embarassing...almost like the wife catching you craftily pulling one out

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17 minutes ago, ditchman said:

it was a woman...no 2 women either side of him apparently........proberly had the sound turned up.....how embarassing...almost like the wife catching you craftily pulling one out

Problem is it is their word against his (unless he admits to it) and may be a case of one of them having "issues" with the MP in question.  However mud sticks.

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1 hour ago, ditchman said:

it was a woman...no 2 women either side of him apparently........proberly had the sound turned up.....how embarassing...almost like the wife catching you craftily pulling one out

Women are so selfish . I just ask mine to leave the room , and let her know when I'm finished . You'd think I was being unreasonable with the moaning she does about it 😁.

In all seriousness,  Theirs a time and a place , and sitting in the commons during pmqs , really isn't the time or the place.

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19 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

Women are so selfish . I just ask mine to leave the room , and let her know when I'm finished . You'd think I was being unreasonable with the moaning she does about it 😁.

In all seriousness,  Theirs a time and a place , and sitting in the commons during pmqs , really isn't the time or the place.

like breastfeeding babies in the chamber..

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1 hour ago, Jaymo said:

Prob like me, get sent a WhatsApp video from a mate when I’m working and I just know that I shouldn’t click on it.

But…… of course I do and before I know it kabooom, there’s a pair of knockers or worse on the screen 

A likely tale.

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Probably a pretty boring debate going on in the house.  If some woman sitting next to me was watching porn I'd lean over and watch it also. When I was a young apprentice and got myself a girlfriend, an old boy told me that it would draw further than gunpowder would blow you.!

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5 hours ago, Jaymo said:

Prob like me, get sent a WhatsApp video from a mate when I’m working and I just know that I shouldn’t click on it.

But…… of course I do and before I know it kabooom, there’s a pair of knockers or worse on the screen 

I reckon this is on the money, time will tell 👍

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5 hours ago, Jaymo said:

Prob like me, get sent a WhatsApp video from a mate when I’m working and I just know that I shouldn’t click on it.

But…… of course I do and before I know it kabooom, there’s a pair of knockers or worse on the screen 

Let’s face it, if you knew it was just a pair of knockers then you’d probably not bother clicking 🤪

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30 minutes ago, Raja Clavata said:

Let’s face it, if you knew it was just a pair of knockers then you’d probably not bother clicking 🤪

i am afraid to disagree with you on this issue..............."there are knockers.....................and then there are.....KNOCKERS"...

 

31 minutes ago, Raja Clavata said:

 

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10 hours ago, Raja Clavata said:

Let’s face it, if you knew it was just a pair of knockers then you’d probably not bother clicking 🤪

That the problem- some of the vids I get sent start of really innocent as in a car or bike then they suddenly cut to something totally diff. But other times they are just gun vids etc- it’s a real game of Russian roulette. 
 

 

9 hours ago, ditchman said:

i am afraid to disagree with you on this issue..............."there are knockers.....................and then there are.....KNOCKERS"...

 

 

Some of them make the bells of St Paul’s cathedral look rather small. 

14 hours ago, amateur said:

A likely tale.

Honest guv.

Other thing that happens is I’m often positioning in uniform, have the iPad on watching a movie or tv show that’s downloaded. 
Then a juicy scene comes on and I’m left with the dilemma of do I fast forward or keep watching whilst knowing full well, that the passengers behind and off to one side, or next to me, have glanced at what I’m viewing. 
 

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I really must not rely on the iPhone for spellchecking and to not substitute words either!!!!!!
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1 hour ago, Robden said:

Shouldn't that be chestfeeding?..................you'll be in trouble now.........again.

my god is that the new ID.......so we dont upset the non gender specific.....this is all very confusing.com

imajine going fishing with folk of different sex and say you are after bottomfeeders today ....dear oh dear oh dear...what a to do

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17 hours ago, Jaymo said:

Prob like me, get sent a WhatsApp video from a mate when I’m working and I just know that I shouldn’t click on it.

But…… of course I do and before I know it kabooom, there’s a pair of knockers or worse on the screen 

I had a mate that done this to me - I had to politely tell him to stop it.

I was also on a train in rush hour when some images got sent through in a message of someone who shall not be named showing exactly where they used to get their income from

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