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One Saturday morning Mary and her son Johny were sitting having there lunch,

 

"After lunch Johny do you mind giving me a hand to dust the books in the library"

"OK Mummy give me a shout when you need me " replied johny

 

Half hour later"Johny can you come and hold this ladder whilst i climb up and clean these books on the top shelf"

"OK mummy" as she went up the ladder "Mummy whats that hairy thing between your legs" asked Johny

 

Bloody hell i haven`t put my Knickers on she thought , "err thats called a nerve " she replied

"A nerve" said johny " yes its called a nerve" as she came down the ladder.

 

Hour later mummy is having a bath when there`s a knock on the door"Johny mummys in the bath at the moment go and see who it is "

"OK muumy"

Johny opens the door "hello son is your mum in " said the salesman "she is but she`s having a bath can i help"

"i`m selling this range of brushes which clean the inside of tea pots just wondering if your mum would be interested "

" i will take it and show her,how much are they " asked Johny " 12 pound " replies the salesman.

 

Johny rushes to the bathroom "mummy the man at the door is selling brushes which clean the inside of tea pots"

"bloody hell thats a good idea , how much are they " said mum." 12 pound mummy"

Theiving b******d, tell him their to expensive"

 

Johny rushes to the door" my mum say`s your a theiving b******d and she doesn`t want it"

 

" You can tell your mum she`got a bloody nerve"

 

" I know " said Johny " and its got more hairs on it than your brush "

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