JKD Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Just for a bit of fun,,,,,,,,, What is it about the female presenter of this advert ?! Why does she have that sneering look on her face ? Has someone played the smelly finger trick on her ? π ππ€¦πππ€£ Why do I feel the need to give her a (friendly) slap !? ππ€£ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 aaaahhhh didums ...didnt you win the house in Devon and the Astin martin ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, JKD said: Just for a bit of fun,,,,,,,,, What is it about the female presenter of this advert ?! Why does she have that sneering look on her face ? Has someone played the smelly finger trick on her ? π ππ€¦πππ€£ Why do I feel the need to give her a (friendly) slap !? ππ€£ You are not aloneπ¨ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 (edited) That house looks like a bit of a white elephant. What are you going to do with it if if you won it? Β Β Β Edited March 9, 2023 by Vince Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Just now, Vince Green said: That house looks like a bit of a white elephant. What are you going to do with it if if you won it? Β Β Β sell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, old'un said: sell it. Very hard to sell, there are houses like that in Cornwall that have been on the market for a very long time. The potential buyers are few and far between. You still have to pay the bills and running costs while you are trying to sell it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted March 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 19 minutes ago, ditchman said: aaaahhhh didums ...didnt you win the house in Devon and the Astin martin ? Never going to win on this,,,, never going to enter the "competition" !!! Just wondered why the sneering face π€· 10 minutes ago, Vince Green said: That house looks like a bit of a white elephant. What are you going to do with it if if you won it? Β Β Β Apparently, if you win and then sell the house, you have to donate a certain (huge) amount to charity (mate) !!! π²π€£ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 13 minutes ago, Vince Green said: Very hard to sell, there are houses like that in Cornwall that have been on the market for a very long time. The potential buyers are few and far between. You still have to pay the bills and running costs while you are trying to sell it They also provide Β£100,000 to the winner to help them settle in. Β 11 minutes ago, JKD said: Never going to win on this,,,, never going to enter the "competition" !!! Just wondered why the sneering face π€· Apparently, if you win and then sell the house, you have to donate a certain (huge) amount to charity (mate) !!! π²π€£ according to their websiteβ¦.The winner will be free to do with the house what they wish: it will be theirs to live in, rent out or sell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 AIR B&B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyn Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 It was said the first house they did in the Cotswolds was prone to constant flooding with the stream running right past it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted March 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 32 minutes ago, old'un said: They also provide Β£100,000 to the winner to help them settle in. Β according to their websiteβ¦.The winner will be free to do with the house what they wish: it will be theirs to live in, rent out or sell. Yeah, looked through their rules etc and that seems to be the case. I was obviously informed incorrectly π€ Still doesn't explain the look on that woman's face !!!!??? ππ€£ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 48 minutes ago, wyn said: It was said the first house they did in the Cotswolds was prone to constant flooding with the stream running right past it. i remember that one..............i thought that me and a few mates could build a damn downstream and turn it into a big carp lake and also with could do some duck shooting and turn the house into a boozer and knocking shop..........we would have a grand opening with NOBODYIMPORTANTΒ and ali habib cutting the tape.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powler Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 I would letΒ 1 minute ago, ditchman said: i remember that one..............i thought that me and a few mates could build a damn downstream and turn it into a big carp lake and also with could do some duck shooting and turn the house into a boozer and knocking shop..........we would have a grand opening with NOBODYIMPORTANTΒ and ali habib cutting the tape.... That sounds like a damm good plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted March 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 55 minutes ago, wyn said: It was said the first house they did in the Cotswolds was prone to constant flooding with the stream running right past it. Looking online, it appears that the stream, when flooded, ran straight THROUGH the house !!! ππ€£ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 I think the look on her face may just be something to do with the amount of money she is making from publicising the draws.Β Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 4 hours ago, JKD said: Just for a bit of fun,,,,,,,,, What is it about the female presenter of this advert ?! Why does she have that sneering look on her face ? Has someone played the smelly finger trick on her ? π ππ€¦πππ€£ Why do I feel the need to give her a (friendly) slap !? ππ€£ what does the finger smell of and whose finger ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted March 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 12 minutes ago, ditchman said: what does the finger smell of and whose finger ? I'll leave that up to your imagination π€π And no, it's not broccoli or gravy π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decoyman Posted March 12, 2023 Report Share Posted March 12, 2023 Bah Humbug, I'm going to win it.. Its my retirement plan. Just need to borrow a tenner for ticket, pay you back, honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 12, 2023 Report Share Posted March 12, 2023 (edited) On 09/03/2023 at 19:12, TIGHTCHOKE said: I think the look on her face may just be something to do with the amount of money she is making from publicising the draws.Β Β i would love to play with her draws i would boil them up and make a nice piquant soup....with a sprinkle of parsley Edited March 12, 2023 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted March 12, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2023 3 minutes ago, ditchman said: i would love to play with her draws i would boil them up and make a nice piquant soup....with a sprinkle of parsley That reply requires a,,,, GORDON BENNETT !!! π―ππ€£ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 12, 2023 Report Share Posted March 12, 2023 Just now, JKD said: That reply requires a,,,, GORDON BENNETT !!! π―ππ€£ it would be like a watery lobster bisque............................jamie oliver eat yer heart out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted March 12, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2023 1 minute ago, ditchman said: it would be like a watery lobster bisque............................jamie oliver eat yer heart out π¦π₯£π€’π³ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted March 12, 2023 Report Share Posted March 12, 2023 24 minutes ago, ditchman said: it would be like a watery lobster bisque............................jamie oliver eat yer heart out Please...... have you started early on the Vino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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