Mrs Sweepy Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 well its finally happen after 37 weeks of nights. sweepy has just left for he last one for a while . now this is were i need your help .as most of you seem to know a lot about facts and statistics as proven in previous topic .could someone help me with a very personal problem. now we all know whats its like when you have not spent time with your love one for a while .its like being on honeymoon all again .but as we all no very quickly that soon comes to a end . so heres my delicate qustion. what are the statistics for your weekly hows your father.now sweepy tells me its four times aweek and twice on sunday .but i have my doubts. so please men of facts please put me right. then i will know when to plan a headache . o and please keep it clean as i do not want to be responsible for the mods having a funny turn .thank you xxx suzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auto culto Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 lol 4 times a week and twice on Sunday I feel privileged at once a week but that's why i go shooting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col s10 Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 quality not quantity my dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Twice a week if I'm lucky for about 1 1/2 hours at a time, but never more than once in 24 hrs That seems the norm here. Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestbry Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 i reckon u can only handle once twice at a push POOR MR SWEEPY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 4 times a week for me, and I try and find time for the wife as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Mrs S As we all know there are different levels of the nudge nudge wink wink . Do you want to know about the "rattle" or the full blown bells and whistles type of horizontal olympics ? all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud dad Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Mrs S As we all know there are different levels of the nudge nudge wink wink . Do you want to know about the "rattle" or the full blown bells and whistles type of horizontal olympics ? all the best yis yp I'm a 3 times a day man. Your not marryed then . all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud dad Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Mrs S As we all know there are different levels of the nudge nudge wink wink . Do you want to know about the "rattle" or the full blown bells and whistles type of horizontal olympics ? all the best yis yp I'm a 3 times a day man. Your not marryed then . all the best yis yp Not married, but I know a girl called pam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 After 259 days of abstinence first thing I would check is that the required parts haven`t healed over or in Mr.S`s case rusted and dropped off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Mrs S As we all know there are different levels of the nudge nudge wink wink . Do you want to know about the "rattle" or the full blown bells and whistles type of horizontal olympics ? all the best yis yp I'm a 3 times a day man. Your not marryed then . all the best yis yp Not married, but I know a girl called pam. I know her, she's got 5 sisters, hasn't she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 After 259 days of abstinence first thing I would check is that the required parts haven`t healed over or in Mr.S`s case rusted and dropped off. lmfho,**** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 in the week ,it's most nights and maybe two mornings. at the weekend , it's morning and night with a lunchtime sesh if the kids are out of the way and i'm not shooting. i think i must be doing it wrong though because she keeps making me do it over and over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy835 Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 hes going to wish he is back on nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 in the week ,it's most nights and maybe two mornings.at the weekend , it's morning and night with a lunchtime sesh if the kids are out of the way and i'm not shooting. i think i must be doing it wrong though because she keeps making me do it over and over sounds like hoovering or loading the washing machineitis to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Mrs S As we all know there are different levels of the nudge nudge wink wink . Do you want to know about the "rattle" or the full blown bells and whistles type of horizontal olympics ? all the best yis yp o dear you lost me now xxxxx suzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Before you try to reincarnate your passions remember fore play is a must this will help remove the rust and any healings Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 im single and live on me own....what ARE you lot on about???.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 once a month - unless of course i'm out lamping on that night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNicholls Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 When is pancake day? it gives me something to look forward to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaniel Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Why waste your energy...just put another coat of oil on the gun stock It might not be as exciting, but i can guarantee it would last longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul65 Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 My missus always complains that she's too tired. But she's a real deep sleeper so she doesn't know that we do it most nights Now she thinks that I'm losing interest cos I've stopped badgering her just at the time she's started having naughty dreams and is fancying a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusk2dawn Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 in the week ,it's most nights and maybe two mornings.at the weekend , it's morning and night with a lunchtime sesh if the kids are out of the way and i'm not shooting. i think i must be doing it wrong though because she keeps making me do it over and over Buy yourselves a telly D2D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lee Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Once a week guys? Damn I feel like a stallion now. 4 or 5 times a week, the odd 'drop the kids off at school and she's back 20 minutes later' fun too. As for Weekends, Grandparents are ace. Kids love sleeping over there so we can errr..go shopping and stuff. Yeah, 'shopping'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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