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50 minutes ago, old'un said:

I worked in a butchers up till I was 15, some of the comments from some of the women were very Carry-on/Benny Hill type innuendos, made me blush. :blush:

Different times, different women and not indoctrinated by 3rd and 4th wave feminism.

You know, in the states, there are many women who say that they would rather run in to a grizzly bear than a lone man. They say they'd feel safer.

They are obviously not aware of Timothy Threadwell.

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1 hour ago, mel b3 said:

I just had to Google froidure . 

I will now spend my weekend figuring out how to slip it into the conversation on my bin lorry on Monday morning.😁

If you were out this week, you might have had to drop "froidure" into your conversation, French for "frostbite". Froideur is a good old English usage for chilliness in a relationship.

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45 minutes ago, amateur said:

If you were out this week, you might have had to drop "froidure" into your conversation, French for "frostbite". Froideur is a good old English usage for chilliness in a relationship.

I've already given it much consideration.  On Monday morning,  I shall tell all of my workmates  " don't bother speaking to me today , as I'm very froideur with you all  , because you're all xxxxx" .   They'll appreciate that 😁.

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When I think back about my teens and the shenanigans we got up to on the back seats of the local cinema with some of the locals girls, if it happened today there would be a knock on my door the next day, mind you, with the way things are going and some 60 odd years later I could still get a knock on my door.:crazy:

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Anyone that wonders just how genteel the fairer sex really are , should attend a " ladies evening " .  I've seen them draw blood from , the strippers/dancers , the doormen,  and , each other.

They'll happily and openly do things that would get a bloke locked up.

Disclaimer.

Not all women behave like that , just the same as not all men are smutty pervs , or  potential rapists.

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1 hour ago, Penelope said:

Different times, different women and not indoctrinated by 3rd and 4th wave feminism.

You know, in the states, there are many women who say that they would rather run in to a grizzly bear than a lone man. They say they'd feel safer.

They are obviously not aware of Timothy Threadwell.

“Different times, different women”

Think I read somewhere that Mr Wallace’s type of humour was/is a bit Carry-on/Benny Hill type, unfortunately for him times have changed.

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29 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

I've already given it much consideration.  On Monday morning,  I shall tell all of my workmates  " don't bother speaking to me today , as I'm very froideur with you all  , because you're all xxxxx" .   They'll appreciate that 😁.

they will all avoid you because you smell of ginger

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34 minutes ago, Penelope said:

Different times, different women and not indoctrinated by 3rd and 4th wave feminism.

You know, in the states, there are many women who say that they would rather run in to a grizzly bear than a lone man. They say they'd feel safer.

They are obviously not aware of Timothy Threadwell.

Yes I can believe that because in the States, especially in the rural areas, they are still living in a time warp but from my experience a lot of the women are not exactly shy or slow off the mark either.

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Just seen on the news that he was caught telling jokes about lesbians as if it was a terrible thing . Then straight after the next story was Kate Nash a singer is selling pictures of her bum ( not a bad one either) in a red thong  with tight white leggings underneath to fund her tour. . Tell a lesbian joke that’s criminal, sell a pic of your **** that’s fine . 🤣

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I did a sausage demo for a lady who ran the WI just months ago, it could have ended up with toad in the whole quite easily, she was very forward. 

 

I may look into her financial situation and see if  its worth pursuing a claim 😀 

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2 minutes ago, B686 said:

Just seen on the news that he was caught telling jokes about lesbians as if it was a terrible thing . Then straight after the next story was Kate Nash a singer is selling pictures of her bum ( not a bad one either) in a red thong  with tight white leggings underneath to fund her tour. . Tell a lesbian joke that’s criminal, sell a pic of your **** that’s fine . 🤣

Where can these pictures be bought ?. Just asking for a mate 😇.

12 minutes ago, ditchman said:

they will all avoid you because you smell of ginger

I think you'll find hamsterman , that I smell of Christmas 🎄 🎅

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1 hour ago, mel b3 said:

I've already given it much consideration.  On Monday morning,  I shall tell all of my workmates  " don't bother speaking to me today , as I'm very froideur with you all  , because you're all xxxxx" .   They'll appreciate that 😁.

I knew that you could use it.

If you like, I'll find some more for you from my extensive vocabulary.

How about Schadenfreude? 🤣

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Well I hope his solicitors have a good response to all accusations made against him.  He may well have made some gross jokes or hints about things but lets face it, when did Kirsty Wark ever become the shrinking violet type - look at some of the in depth investigations she has made over the years with downrigh accusations of youare guilty are you not?  Is this just another one of these.  Anyways, not to be sidetracked from the main thing - what in the name of hell were the BBC or the show hosts up to?  I was always under the impression that each show had a director who was responsible for all staff and their actions or comments whilst on the set?  BBC has much to answer for if these claims are all true.  Most work-places somebody would step in and have a word with the offender and the nonsense would stop!  BBC??? Pushkin:good:

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50 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

Where can these pictures be bought ?. Just asking for a mate 😇.

I think you'll find hamsterman , that I smell of Christmas 🎄 🎅

pine cones have sharpe edges...you're a real tough guy

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The thing being is that Benny Hill jokes and innuendo humour is outdated and most women and a lot of blokes find it very humiliating and embarrassing  Wallace only has himself to blame.  He'd been wheeled in for a serious word in his shell like on a couple of occasions by the BBC. He'd had SEVERAL serious warnings but either he was thick or thought that he was above control.  AND like other weirdos who have been outed there will be a rack of claimants showing up out of the murk just like all of the types like Saville, Rolf Harris, Stuart hall and MOhamad Al-fayed and many others, there'll be more stuff coming to light.  I couldn't stand the bloke and everytime I saw him I used to say to the Mrs... That bloke is a WRONG-UN. Apart from the fact that he's been married four times and devorced three.  Three of his marriage have only lasted about a year.ĺ. what does that show.?  The sort of bloke who if he wre out on a shoot I would avoid like the plague.  The Mrs wouldn't have it, saying that's just the way he comes across. Since he has been mentioned in dispatches I have 100% made it known to her that apart from a written notice I had told her on numerous occasions that he was a wrongun.  No doubt his financial world will fall on him like a ton of bricks like that olympiad woman horse rider who was videoed whipping a horse. All her sponsors cancelled overnight.!!

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1 hour ago, amateur said:

I knew that you could use it.

If you like, I'll find some more for you from my extensive vocabulary.

How about Schadenfreude? 🤣

I already know that one . I found out the true meaning when one of my supervisors fell over in the snow and broke his nose . I should have been ashamed of myself for laughing but the old schadenfreude just took over me 😁.

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