Highlander Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 In a little broadcast news items earlier today Sir Spiteful Paul McCartney that top notch anti fieldsports *** was refused permission to land his helicopter at Fakenham racecourse. A spokesperson for Fakenham Racecourse, a David someone or other, said because of his (PMs) views on fieldsports he wasn't welcome there. Bravo David whoever you are and Bravo to all at Fakenham for sticking it to that ***. Give 'em a medal. PM I hope Ms Mills takes you to the cleaners! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 In a little broadcast news items earlier today Sir Spiteful Paul McCartney that top notch anti fieldsports *** was refused permission to land his helicopter at Fakenham racecourse. A spokesperson for Fakenham Racecourse, a David someone or other, said because of his (PMs) views on fieldsports he wasn't welcome there. Bravo David whoever you are and Bravo to all at Fakenham for sticking it to that ***. Give 'em a medal. PM I hope Ms Mills takes you to the cleaners! If it's true, wonderful! Of all the Beatles, he was my least favourite. I liked them more when they were called 'The Rolling Stones'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Here here, Paul Mc cartney is a wingeing ***, he's got millions and he's moaning over his wife who wants a snippet of it. Sod him and his money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Here here, Paul Mc cartney is a wingeing ***, he's got millions and he's moaning over his wife who wants a snippet of it. Sod him and his money He's got over a billion. I think he will hold out from giving the wonky donky leg anymore Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pob Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 The Beatles are definitely dying in the wrong order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Well said.Stuff him.Nothing worse than a sanctimonious billionaire.Bet he did give whatsername a clip round the ear too.Peace,love my eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 The Beatles are definitely dying in the wrong order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a plane but then he gave her a Ladyshave for the other leg Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Cornholio Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Can't buy me love! Well... If only you had of spent some of your vast fortune on a decent haircut. You wouldn't have ended up with a couple of old boilers like Linda & Heather. Why couldn't Mark Chapman have been obsessed with you instead of John! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Great result, stuff him and his one legged Maniac mrs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 FANTASTIC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 I thought Fakenham was what his Mrs was doing in the bedroom! Lets face it if his wonga is as wrinkled as his face he can't be that much of a performer in bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trakker01 Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 I thought Fakenham was what his Mrs was doing in the bedroom! in & out bed,£££££££££, they deserved each other, shallow fakeners......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon R Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 McCartney was a passable singer, writer and bass player in the sixties. Since then he has become an embarassment. A recent single - Everybody Dance - or similar - was truly awful. **** music and banal lyrics. He might have made plenty of money, but talent - left the building a long, long time ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolk shooter Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a plane but then he gave her a Ladyshave for the other leg Jonno Has to be the funniest thing I have read in ages. SS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul65 Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 McCartney was a passable singer, writer and bass player in the sixties. 'Passable' Talk about an understatement. I agree though that everything he's done since has been cak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Ah he got the benefit of sleeping with an ex hooker that probably gave him the best ride of his life the miserable old ***. Shut up and pay up ugly boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Shut up and pay up ugly boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul65 Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Ah he got the benefit of sleeping with an ex hooker that probably gave him the best ride of his life the miserable old ***. Shut up and pay up ugly boy McCartney's shagged more hookers than you've had hot dinners. It was part of his training in the early Beatles days on the Reeperbahn in Hamburg. That's what wrong with these wannabe popstars today. It's all Pop Idol, or some other cak TV show, when they should be playing in grotty clubs for 8 hours a night and ******** hookers. That's the life experience that makes a great band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 McCartney was a passable singer, writer and bass player in the sixties. 'Passable' Talk about an understatement. I agree though that everything he's done since has been cak. possibly because he's had to do it on his own with no help from the REAL talent of the Lennon McCartney songwriting team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a plane but then he gave her a Ladyshave for the other leg Jonno Did you that after her outburst on breakfast tv a pychologist has denounced Heather McCartney as clearly unbalanced. Paul phoned in saying " normally a couple of beer matts under her left foot does the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul65 Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 McCartney was a passable singer, writer and bass player in the sixties. 'Passable' Talk about an understatement. I agree though that everything he's done since has been cak. possibly because he's had to do it on his own with no help from the REAL talent of the Lennon McCartney songwriting team Ah right, that old chestnut. Lennon was the one with the real talent. The Beatles would have got nowhere with Lennon as the sole songwriter. Lennon was an average guitar player who wrote clever but often bleak lyrics. With Lennon writing on his own, 'Imagine' is about as cheerful as it gets. Most people can only stand so much of that sort of thing before they slash their wrists. McCartney's syrupy cheerfulness offset Lennon's dark world view and he is a superb musician. He brought a lot more to the partnership than he's given credit for. I still think he's a bit of a **** though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a plane but then he gave her a Ladyshave for the other leg Jonno Did you that after her outburst on breakfast tv a pychologist has denounced Heather McCartney as clearly unbalanced. Paul phoned in saying " normally a couple of beer matts under her left foot does the trick Now that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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