BTMS Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Before I start this is a TRUE STORY!!!!! My neighbour who I have been teaching and getting in to shooting, has now got his SGC, was at our local chinese restaraunt finished his meal and received a fortune cookie............. His good ladys one was "they are going to be travelling on strange ground"!! (booked a trip for his 40th going in 10 days time to Maritius and Dubai) His cookie said....................... No word of a lie If I could copy it I would it was........... "BE KIND TO PIGEONS A STATUE WILL SOME DAY BE MADE OF YOU" Aparently he nearly choked on his drink we are planning a day on the tree rats next weekend!!!! Keeping the insert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lord Geordie Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Man thats GOTTA ***** up the old inquisitive side Even BETTER would have read make a statue of the Bird then be reincarnated into a pigeon yourself and **** on THAT statue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 What a strange coincidence. My psychic mate here has gone all of a shake. He says: "Take care; the 'statue' may be a reference to one making a 'lifeless stiff' out of the other with his gun". He's made my flesh creep - so be careful out there, especially as your neighbour is a novice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auto culto Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 its a metaphor, basically means be kind to people or you will get **** on from a great height by people you upset on your way up the ladder of fame or business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 its a metaphor, basically means be kind to people or you will get **** on from a great height by people you upset on your way up the ladder of fame or business "On your Way Down" Little Feat Sunrise, Sunset Since the beginning it hasn't changed yet People fly high, begin to lose sight You can't see very clearly when you're in flight It's high time that you found The same people you misuse on your way up You might meet up On your way down Vintage wines from the year '62 It's your thing, it's your thing It pleases you You got to frown when you cross town You think it's an honour just to have you around It's high time that you found The same dudes you misuse on your way up You might meet up On your way down You think the sun rises and sets for you But the same sun rises, sets and shines On other folks too I don't mind you turning round I myself would even like a little higher ground It's high time that you found The same people you walk on on your way up You might meet up On your way down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 you know it is spooky how accurate they can be: when in the un hung lo my cookie insert said and I quote verbatim" he who eats and drinks all day, and moves like the sloth, shall be fat and corpulent" and ****** me i am the size of a boat. gave me the fear. i am off opening me tin of family circle. the only oriental thing in there is the jammy dodgers if you squint a bit. or sit on them. confucious sy JDF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 JDF, made me laugh as ever FC, is your mate Vincent Price - made me shivver too. Brian, if FC's mate is right can I have first dibs on your guns and your car Also could my firm interest you in a nice new Will for 2008? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CARBINE Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 :/ :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted January 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Mungler, NO changing my car in Feb again do not know to what yet. I though you said Wii, just bought one for the grandkids they are brill. Hopefully will be out shooting next sat after work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundowner Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 SHoot the skyrats anyway LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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