Browners Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 OK, I have 3 stray cats living in and around my house. The only reason they stay is because 2 sets of neighbours feed them. They **** all over my garden (even on the grass). SO i am asking for ideas on the most descret method of getting rid of these bast@rds forever. PS all ideas are for educational purposes only (cough!) and not to be used on live pets / feral cats... IE baiting ? if i lived in the country and I had this problem ( well i wouldnt, because they would get the magnum BB's ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 (edited) Shoot them! For the benefit of others: LB Edited August 18, 2004 by lurcherboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Browners have you ever seen Tom and Jerry with the Kangaroo in. You work out the rest. In all seriousness though any harm done to the cats by your fair hand (as if you would) could result in prosecution and a loss in your license. If they are true stray ring the council, or the CPL. they should help jimDish P.S I saw a cat have a poo in my garden the other day then bury it. Amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millo2 Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Put cotton wool out soaked in cooking oil or spray de-icer on tuna. Sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plinker Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 have you tried calling the rspca they will come around and shoot them for you! i saw rolf harris displaying a fine brace of toms on pet hospital. seriously though the rspca or your local council we come and collect them (alive) if they are pests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 them and then lay them by the side of the road as this makes them look like road kill.as in "poor old tigger got run over". would never condone such a thing myself of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoggieman Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 R/E cats Get some old black hosepipe and some red and some yellow insulating tape Cut the hose to about 36"build one end up to look like an head then put bands of tape altenating the colours at about 2" apart lay at a stratigic point in your garden The cats will think it is a snake and will avoid it move from time to time to get the best results good pussy hunting Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammy the bull Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 have you tried calling the rspca they will come around and shoot them for you!i saw rolf harris displaying a fine brace of toms on pet hospital. love it, B) fpmsl....... had visions of rolf in advantage timber,with his roo gun with lamp on top, before skinning them for a b-b-q..... you dont have to tell me i already know...........### up in the head !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browners Posted August 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Some interesting replies there ! might accidently let my mates terriers off the lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyni Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 That Terrier has an impressive record so far with the household pets on his own street. Just make sure your springer is well locked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Some pretty unpleasant posts on this thread. I'd like to think they were tongue in cheek, but I suspect not. Those who are campaigning for bans/restrictions on shooting would love this thread. Deliberate harming of cats, feral or otherwise will infringe wildlife protection acts and leave you open to prosecution, not to mention do inestimable harm to the image and reputation of the shooting sports. Cats Protection League will have traps. They will catch and relocate nuisance ferals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Yes quite right.... Dont waste a cartridge on them... I get rid of my cat problems with a 1500 psi pressure washer... a good soak with that and they seem to choose somewhere else to ****. Also last year I collected up a weeks worth of cat ****e and posted it in a jiffy bag to my neighbour with a polite letter saying I was returning his property deposited in my garden without permission... He is a solicitor and a clever ba***rd but not as clever as me... I have no problems with a cat protection league as long as they are protected on their own owners property... FM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcha Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Whats wrong with conventional nuclear weapons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_GINNER Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Whats wrong with conventional nuclear weapons? Good point, A small yield tactical thermonuclear device should solve the problem You should be able to pick one up quite cheaply from Nukes-R-Us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PC Futrett Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 You could try Ebay................well you can get rid of anything on there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordan Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Whats wrong with conventional nuclear weapons? Good point, A small yield tactical thermonuclear device should solve the problem You should be able to pick one up quite cheaply from Nukes-R-Us. im in tears here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rarms Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Just think what a great example to all those kids out there you are setting. How quickly would you condemn someone who bought bad press to shooting? Ever read exactly that about some **** who shot a neighbours moggy? You should all grow up. Freedom of speech yes, but as followers of a sport already under fire from the PC crowd, you are doing yourselves no favours by wishing to be associated with zitty little 14yr olds who shoot their neighbours cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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