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I always understood environmental health and TV license people were allowed access wherever they wanted?

 

TV licence people - definitely not. They only have the power to send threatening letters to empty properties reminding them that a licence is necessary for watching a TV. Which it blatantly isn't. And in any case, you're not watching TV because the property is empty - no TV, not even a sofa for not watching TV on. Not even a carpet for not putting a sofa on. Totally bare.

 

And no matter how many ******* times you inform the stupid ******* that the ******* property is ******* empty, and that there isn't even a ******* TV in the ******* place, they still send the threatening letters, instead of registering the property on the supposedly all-powerful ******* database, which, in the unlikely event that it actually ******* exists, is a bag of ******* ****. If they think that anybody falls for that ******* inspector van ******** then they're even ******* stupider than I ******* thought they were. Least worried of all are the chavs who don't bother with a license (good on em, I say) - what the **** do they care if they get a fine? They're not ******* well going to pay the ******* thing anyway.

 

Despite all this, I still ******* well get dozens of threatening ******* letters to an empty ******* flat telling "The Occupier" (for ****'* sake) that inspector vans will be visiting the area shortly. No they ******* won't. And even if they ******* do, they can ******* inspect ****-all, because I haven't got a ******* TV. So they can **** right off back to whichever government ****-hole they ******* crawled out from.

 

And another ******* thing. Why the **** do we a ******* TV licence anymore? When was the last time that you saw something on the ******* BBC that wasn't a total load of ******* ****? What the **** are we paying for. That **** with the sneer that reads the news? That ******* ****-end that looks like an experiment gone wrong off dragon's den? That fat, thick ******* Brummie cat-****** off the one show? Jonathan ******* Ross? TV licence my ******* **** Fair enough, when you had the Two Ronnies and whatnot, fine. But now? **** off.

 

**** the BBC, **** the TV licence, **** Wogan and the rest of those overpaid *******. Close it down now. And stop sending me ******* letters, you stupid ******* *******. No ******* telly here - the place is ******* empty, and even if it wasn't, there's **** all on the telly anyway. Got that, you ******* *****?

 

Robert

 

Robert

 

Is that some sort of secret morse code message in there

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I always understood environmental health and TV license people were allowed access wherever they wanted?

And no matter how many ******* times you inform the stupid ******* that the ******* property is ******* empty, and that there isn't even a ******* TV in the ******* place, they still send the threatening letters, instead of registering the property on the supposedly all-powerful ******* database, which, in the unlikely event that it actually ******* exists, is a bag of ******* ****. If they think that anybody falls for that ******* inspector van ******** then they're even ******* stupider than I ******* thought they were. Least worried of all are the chavs who don't bother with a license (good on em, I say) - what the **** do they care if they get a fine? They're not ******* well going to pay the ******* thing anyway.

 

Despite all this, I still ******* well get dozens of threatening ******* letters to an empty ******* flat telling "The Occupier" (for ****'* sake) that inspector vans will be visiting the area shortly. No they ******* won't. And even if they ******* do, they can ******* inspect ****-all, because I haven't got a ******* TV. So they can **** right off back to whichever government ****-hole they ******* crawled out from.

 

And another ******* thing. Why the **** do we a ******* TV licence anymore? When was the last time that you saw something on the ******* BBC that wasn't a total load of ******* ****? What the **** are we paying for. That **** with the sneer that reads the news? That ******* ****-end that looks like an experiment gone wrong off dragon's den? That fat, thick ******* Brummie cat-****** off the one show? Jonathan ******* Ross? TV licence my ******* **** Fair enough, when you had the Two Ronnies and whatnot, fine. But now? **** off.

 

**** the BBC, **** the TV licence, **** Wogan and the rest of those overpaid *******. Close it down now. And stop sending me ******* letters, you stupid ******* *******. No ******* telly here - the place is ******* empty, and even if it wasn't, there's **** all on the telly anyway. Got that, you ******* *****?

 

Robert

 

With absolutely no fear of contradiction, this is the best rant I have EVER heard from ANYONE, on-line or not. Excellent. Top class stuff. LMAO!

 

Gold medal to you Robert with bars on it!! Agree with you completely as well!

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I always understood environmental health and TV license people were allowed access wherever they wanted?

 

TV licence people - definitely not. They only have the power to send threatening letters to empty properties reminding them that a licence is necessary for watching a TV. Which it blatantly isn't. And in any case, you're not watching TV because the property is empty - no TV, not even a sofa for not watching TV on. Not even a carpet for not putting a sofa on. Totally bare.

 

And no matter how many ******* times you inform the stupid ******* that the ******* property is ******* empty, and that there isn't even a ******* TV in the ******* place, they still send the threatening letters, instead of registering the property on the supposedly all-powerful ******* database, which, in the unlikely event that it actually ******* exists, is a bag of ******* ****. If they think that anybody falls for that ******* inspector van ******** then they're even ******* stupider than I ******* thought they were. Least worried of all are the chavs who don't bother with a license (good on em, I say) - what the **** do they care if they get a fine? They're not ******* well going to pay the ******* thing anyway.

 

Despite all this, I still ******* well get dozens of threatening ******* letters to an empty ******* flat telling "The Occupier" (for ****'* sake) that inspector vans will be visiting the area shortly. No they ******* won't. And even if they ******* do, they can ******* inspect ****-all, because I haven't got a ******* TV. So they can **** right off back to whichever government ****-hole they ******* crawled out from.

 

And another ******* thing. Why the **** do we have a ******* TV licence anymore? When was the last time that you saw something on the ******* BBC that wasn't a total load of ******* ****? What the **** are we paying for. That **** with the sneer that reads the news? That ******* ****-end that looks like an experiment gone wrong off dragon's den? That fat, thick ******* Brummie cat-****** off the one show? Jonathan ******* Ross? TV licence my ******* ****. Fair enough, when you had the Two Ronnies and whatnot, fine. But now? **** off.

 

**** the BBC, **** the TV licence, **** Wogan and the rest of those overpaid *******. Close it down now. And stop sending me ******* letters, you stupid ******* *******. No ******* telly here - the place is ******* empty, and even if it wasn't, there's **** all on the telly anyway. Got that, you ******* *****?

 

Robert

 

Robert

 

 

Without doubt the best post today...........

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I always understood environmental health and TV license people were allowed access wherever they wanted?

 

TV licence people - definitely not. They only have the power to send threatening letters to empty properties reminding them that a licence is necessary for watching a TV. Which it blatantly isn't. And in any case, you're not watching TV because the property is empty - no TV, not even a sofa for not watching TV on. Not even a carpet for not putting a sofa on. Totally bare.

 

And no matter how many ******* times you inform the stupid ******* that the ******* property is ******* empty, and that there isn't even a ******* TV in the ******* place, they still send the threatening letters, instead of registering the property on the supposedly all-powerful ******* database, which, in the unlikely event that it actually ******* exists, is a bag of ******* ****. If they think that anybody falls for that ******* inspector van ******** then they're even ******* stupider than I ******* thought they were. Least worried of all are the chavs who don't bother with a license (good on em, I say) - what the **** do they care if they get a fine? They're not ******* well going to pay the ******* thing anyway.

 

Despite all this, I still ******* well get dozens of threatening ******* letters to an empty ******* flat telling "The Occupier" (for ****'* sake) that inspector vans will be visiting the area shortly. No they ******* won't. And even if they ******* do, they can ******* inspect ****-all, because I haven't got a ******* TV. So they can **** right off back to whichever government ****-hole they ******* crawled out from.

 

And another ******* thing. Why the **** do we have a ******* TV licence anymore? When was the last time that you saw something on the ******* BBC that wasn't a total load of ******* ****? What the **** are we paying for. That **** with the sneer that reads the news? That ******* ****-end that looks like an experiment gone wrong off dragon's den? That fat, thick ******* Brummie cat-****** off the one show? Jonathan ******* Ross? TV licence my ******* ****. Fair enough, when you had the Two Ronnies and whatnot, fine. But now? **** off.

 

**** the BBC, **** the TV licence, **** Wogan and the rest of those overpaid *******. Close it down now. And stop sending me ******* letters, you stupid ******* *******. No ******* telly here - the place is ******* empty, and even if it wasn't, there's **** all on the telly anyway. Got that, you ******* *****?

 

Robert

 

Robert

 

 

I don't possess a telly, life is too short to spend living someone elses life, though I have to admit I do listen to radio 2 at work all day, including Terry Wogan. TV licencing do take a lot of convincing that you don't watch tv.

Andy

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I don't possess a telly, life is too short to spend living someone elses life, though I have to admit I do listen to radio 2 at work all day, including Terry Wogan. TV licencing do take a lot of convincing that you don't watch tv.

Andy

 

When the kids leave home, our telly is going in the bin and I look forward to these TV licensing storm troopers telling me that I MUST have a telly!!!

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