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I hate cats. We have one and it's a pain in the butt. It meows all the time for no reason, and always needs attention. It's the only cat I know that you can let out, it will play in the garden for an hour and then come in the house to **** on the floor before going back out again! I blame my dad, it's his cat. What can you do? You can't train the thing! If I could spare it 20p for a 12g shell legally, it would have had it by now! I don't like cruelty and am nice to it all the time, so why's my cat so cruel to me ???

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I'm not a cat fan either. They shouldn't be here, they're unnatural man-made **** machines. They kill millions of songbirds in Britain every year, and they shouldn't even be here - an unnatural predator. Wild bird populations can survive natural predators, but not habitat loss and poxy cats. ???

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First off, lol@joke, love it :lol:

 

On a serious note though, why is it that cats are hated so much on this forum and others alike?

 

Because...

 

1. They're cats,

2. They rip furniture and curtains.

3. They **** in places you don't want them to.

4. They mark places you don't want them to.

5. They're cats.

6. They kill frogs.

7. They kill songbirds.

8. They scratch people because they feel like it.

9. They're lazy.

10. They're obsolete - the mouse and rat trap is much more effective - and fun.

11. They're the best friends of really weird people and militant lesbians :lol:

12. They run up fully decorated Christmas trees and knock them, and don't feel one bit sorry about it.

13 They enter/disrupt any and all bird traps or scare off quarry from them.

14. They're cats.

 

****'em, they should all end up in... :oops:

 

Edited to add the 15th and by far worst reason of all...

 

15. They make more cats :whistling:

Edited by JohnGalway
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