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The Making of a Coon Hound


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The Coon Hound

 

1. Excelent nose...... Coon Hounds have a very spongy and flat nose which is capablee of finding large quanities of marijuana, and cocaine, especially in BMW, and Mercedes car boots, and of course High rise Council flats.

 

2. Juvenile dogs have a genetic defect which causes them to swagger when they walk, giving the impression that they are lame. Unfortunately breeders have not been able to rectify this defect, hence it is passed on from generation to generation. As the youngsters reach adulthood, the limp mysteriously disappears.

 

3. A very social animal.. The Coon Hound will often be seen in packs of three or four. Generally congregating in areas like train stations, or underneath motorway fly overs, whereupon the young males Bark and Bay continously, at any 'Biaches' in season that may walk by.

 

4. This dog can make a very loyal robust companion. Long and ardous training is required, to deter him from his natural instinct, but once trained can make a very loyal pet indeed.

Edited by Paul in North Lincs.
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