[I was with ISIS and now I want to come home.]

Brady might be dead ,but as far as I am aware he's in a fridge

because no one's got the guts to put him down the toilet

[Halal]

want to find out if it is considered cruel or not ?

next time you catch a rabbit stand in front of everybody and slit its throat !

[Magnet Fishing]

just ordered one

something else to do in my non existent retirement

are you on commission for these things LORIUSGARRULUS ?

[Labours manifesto....£££]

its a pity that he (Corbyn)wasn't brought up to respect

our Country

our Queen

our Forces

Our Dead

The mans a xxxx

[First Concert]

Tonker ,you lucky xxxxxxx !!!!!!!!!!!!

what a gig that must have been

did manage

24 May 75 Earls Court

4/11 August 79 Knebworth

26 November 07 the O2

Rock On !!!!!!!

[First Concert]

Status Quo Kings Hall Belle Vue Manchester about 72/73

[Ian Brady]

i have always felt it such a shame that, during her last hours that someone could not have "lied" to Mrs Johnson and told her that Keith

had been found. What harm could it have done.

If they had turned him out up here I can guarantee he would have remembered very quickly

He will not be missed

[Oh Dear, Oh Dear!]

..............since then she has elocution lessons and several makeovers

 

not been very successful has it

you can not make a silk purse out of a sows ear

[First Cuckoo]

Heard one this morning at edale

[Not Something You See Everyday!]

OK sheltered life What is it ????

[Swallows, Swifts and Martins]

saw a swallow this afternoon ,in Hope,in the Peak District

[Should all car be fitted with kill switches!]

Nuke them from orbit , its the only way to be sure

[Walking dead]

Hi Bullet , Think you'l find its Monday

[Preppers???]

keep an eye out in the local estate agents for "a disused missile silo"

[A Bigger Majority This Time]

As an aside, how's Corbyn's search for a minister for peace / disarmament / capitulation going?

Don't think Tony's doin anything at the moment

[A Bigger Majority This Time]

Yes, But Mr Mcdrip did say that he'd got it at a very good rate !

Hope FWD is looking forward to repaying it

[Badgers and tb, from most reputable source yet]

being waiting all my life for an invitation from a "wild vixen" to take me into her "wild world"

sxxx missed out again

although there was !!!!!!!!!!!

[Theoben MFR .22]

Hi is this still for sale ?

[Take a guess, just for fun]

A LOT

[Trident]

better to spend it on this than HS2

[Turkey]

don't know what your worried about dave says theyre not coming joining

[**** law]

is that before or after beer ?

[bad covers]

wymondley the less said the better

[Cover of "The Sound of Silence]

nice one mole !!!

[If You See This Guy . . . Run!]

before you do,ask him to fill out your lottery ticket