The stoned monkey

[white fox]

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"

 

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

 

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a

few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and he is

going to get a drink from the river.

 

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the

river. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps

him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

 

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a

joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into

the river while taking a drink.

 

The crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle,

finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and

he looks up and says "Hey you!"

 

The monkey looks down and says "Faaaaaaark dude....... how much water

did you drink?"

 

WF