Reg Booty Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 A Northern Territory Australia farm hand, radios back to his boss, the farm manager. "Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the pickup. The pig's ok but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my pickup and is wriggling & squealing so much I cannot get him out". The manager says "OK there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out and shoot the pig in the head & you'll be able to remove him". Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said boss. Took the 303 and shot the pig in he head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on." "Now what's the problem?" raged the manager....... "Well Boss, its his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right front wheel arch.....................You there boss?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JohnGalway Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 (edited) . Edited September 3, 2009 by JohnGalway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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