Nildes Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 'When I roar,' says the lion,' the whole jungle trembles.' 'When I growl,'says the bear,'the whole forest quakes.' 'When I cough,' says the chicken,' the whole world ****s itself.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodmedod.one Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 This forum is getting like the BBC.....another repeat :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 A husband and wife go to a counsellor after 15 years of marriage. >> >> The counsellor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a >> tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've >> been >> married. >> >> She goes on and on and on. >> Finally, the counsellor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman >> and kisses her passionately, rips off her clothes and makes mad >> passionate >> love to her. >> >> Needless to say, the woman shuts up and sits quietly with a very >> satisfied >> daze. >> The counsellor turns to the husband and says, >> >> "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do >> that?" >> The husband thinks for a moment and replies, >> >> "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I play golf." >> >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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