Browning GTS Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 NO SEX SINCE 1955! > > A crusty old Navy Chief found himself at a gala event, > hosted by a local liberal arts college. >There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in >attendance, > one of whom approached the Chief for conversation. > > She said, "Excuse me, Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man. > Is something bothering you?" > > "Negative, ma'am," the Chief said, "Just serious by nature." > > The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, > "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." > > The Chief 's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." > > The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, > "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy >yourself." > > The Chief just stared at her in his serious manner. > > Finally the young lady said, > "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, > but when is the last time you had sex?" > > The Chief looked at her and replied, "1955." > > She said, "Well, there you are. > You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so >seriously! > I mean, no sex since 1955! > She took his hand and led him to a private room > where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. > > Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest >and > said, > "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" > > The Chief, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, > "I hope not; it's only 2130 now." > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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