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NO SEX SINCE 1955!

>

> A crusty old Navy Chief found himself at a gala event,

> hosted by a local liberal arts college.

>There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in

>attendance,

> one of whom approached the Chief for conversation.

>

> She said, "Excuse me, Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man.

> Is something bothering you?"

>

> "Negative, ma'am," the Chief said, "Just serious by nature."

>

> The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,

> "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

>

> The Chief 's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

>

> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,

> "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy

>yourself."

>

> The Chief just stared at her in his serious manner.

>

> Finally the young lady said,

> "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,

> but when is the last time you had sex?"

>

> The Chief looked at her and replied, "1955."

>

> She said, "Well, there you are.

> You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so

>seriously!

> I mean, no sex since 1955!

> She took his hand and led him to a private room

> where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

>

> Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest

>and

> said,

> "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

>

> The Chief, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,

> "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

>

>

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