Nildes Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 She says English --------- ------- We need I want It's your decision The right decision should be obvious by now Do what you want You'll pay for this later We need to talk I need to complain Sure...go ahead I don't want you to. I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not I have PMS. overreacting! Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house. I want new curtains and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper... Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? I did something today you're really not going to like... I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my behind fat? Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? [Too late, your dead.] Yes No No No Maybe No I'm sorry. You'll be sorry. Do you like this recipe? It's easy to make, so you'd better get get used to it. I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The same old thing. Nothing. Nothing. Everything. Everything. My PMS is acting up. Nothing, really. It's just that you're such a jerk. I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In your dreams Answer Her: Is this Cake fattening? Him, Well its made with eggs, flour, water, sugar and lard right? Her yes Him, You use flour and water to make glue right? Her yesss? Him, Well, the sugar is put in to make it taste sweet, the eggs flour and water are mixed together to make glue And when you eat it, all that glue sticks the lard to you backside Any more questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenzie Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 (edited) Funny things them wimmin,just when you think you know them.................. Edited May 2, 2006 by Kenzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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