Joke

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A belter indeed!

 

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of beer

and a Ham and Cheese Toastie"

 

The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and

cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then

leaves.

 

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer

and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and

the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit

the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

 

The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint of

beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman". The crowd is hushed as

the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into

applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.

 

The next night there is standing room only in the pub,coaches have been

laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more

money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and says,

"A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman", smiling and

accepting the tributes of the masses.

 

The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right

out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties". The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd

has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat

nervously and says, "We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie".

 

The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, "Are you sure I will like it"?

The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly silent. The barman, with a

roguish smile says, "Do you think that I would let down one of my best

friends, I know you'll love it"

 

"Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion

Toastie". The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and

guzzles the toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves.

 

NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

 

One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has

only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his)calls time. When he is

cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above

the bar. The barman says, "Who are you?". To which he is answered,"I am

the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house"

 

The barman says,"I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in

every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses

came to see you and this place was famous"

 

The rabbit says, "Yes I know". The barman said, "I remember, on your last

night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and

Onion one instead"

 

The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it"

 

The barman said "You never came back, after that fateful night, what

happened?"

 

"I DIED", said the Rabbit.

 

"Blimey " said the barman,"what from".

 

After a short pause.

 

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The rabbit said...

 

 

 

"Mixing me toasties"

 

 

 

 

The Department of Transport has established best practise for identifying

> learning drivers by displaying a white background with a red letter L for

> a number of decades.

>

> However, due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the

> Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify

> poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them

> whilst driving.

>

> For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found

> to be driving badly which includes:

>

> -overtaking in dangerous places;

> -hovering within one inch of the car in front;

> -stopping sharply;

> -speeding in residential areas;

> -pulling out without indication;

> -performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets;

> -under taking on motorways and

> -taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads,

>

> These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross,

> signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped

> to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

>

> Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to

> display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of

> skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.

>

> Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that

> drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

>

> Department of Transport.