kip270 Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 The Gamekeeper was doing his rounds one day when he came across the Vicar lying by a rabbit warren. Getting closer he noticed a large amount of dead rabbits near by and the Vicar with his arm down a rabbit hole. "I'm sorry Vicar but what are you doing?" asked the Game keeper "SShhh" then the Vicar whips out a rabbit from it's hole by it's ears. "How on earth are you doing that" asks the Keeper, "Well, it's all to do with hormones, i have a secret substance on my hand, and you will notice that all the rabbits are males" Surely enough the keeper checks and is totally dumbfounded. "What is the substance may i ask" "It's the scent of a woman, the male rabbit's cannot resist" So when the keeper gets home, he see's his wife bending down by the cooker, so he quietly walks up to her and puts his hand up her dress. "Oh Vicar" is the response from his wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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