bagup-sam Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 one day tony blair was travelling along country roads in his car and suddenly they crashed into a ditch and his driver was dead and tony was stuck and couldnt get out. he thought he was going to die. after hours of sitting there helplessly and thinking he was going to die, these three farmers past in 4x4's. and they saw him and thought that they couldnt just leave him there to die so they got him out. when he was out he was so happy with them that he said i'll give you one wish and whatever you want, i will let you have it for saving my life. the first farmer said, "oo i need a new tractor because my old on eis getting a bit tatty and is wearing out" tony agrees and says right il order you one right away. second farmer says i really need a new combine so i can get my crops in more easily and quicker! tony says oo they are expensive but you did save my life so you can have on i suppose and he writes it down and will order it later. tony says to the third man. "what would you like?" the Third man says, " a state funeral" tony asks "why would you want that out of anything, seems a bit strange"? the third man goes, "well when i tell my father iv saved tony blair hes going to bloody kill me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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